Re:Hrumph.4

[Kimber <kacoe@xxxxxxx>]

Myself03 wrote:

> HER you defend humm...Yeah...it's good to know that i'm *snif, snif* not
> *bwaaaaaaaaa, bwaaaaaa* that ...that i'm not the ...the one you really love.....

Oh I love you husband O mine.....even if you do have that annoying little apendage
between your legs. *g*

> So, that's how you're going to act hummm....what if I were in a war...what if i
> had amnesia and couldn't find the way home....And you say you love
> me.....God....God what have i done to you.....Why did you make me fall in love
> with someone that doesn't even crae for me.....WHY >>>WHY
> GOD..............WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.....................PLEASE FREE ME FROM THIS
> LIFE.........PLEASE MAKE HER AT LEAST CARE.......PLEA...........*notices the way
> some peple are looking at him....and stries to stop crying , the pain is too big
> but he tries to control himself....Ït's a play..
> I'm practicng for a play about a guy that has these problems with love..*starts
> sniffing again* Or the ..or the lack of it.........*starts crying again...very
> loud*OH GOD.........)

Iffen you were in a war or had amnesia then I'd pine and whine and done the blackwear
until you came home. But your not!!! You are an absentee hubby and listdad and and
and...oh hell, who am I kidding? My lil vixen heart breaks when you do that winny
crying thing...I still lust you. . even if you do go missing every now and again.
*BG*


> You know, one of these days the water will be too hot and something might end up
> happening with the two of you...Hummm, lobster is one of my favorite dishes you
> know ( feral grin) ..You know, i heard that really bad things happen when one's
> supposed wife starts telling him about her intimate encounters with her
> lover....And in front of the children ..What kind of mother are you.......And i'm
> also very disappointed with the kids....if you're taking YOUR MISTRESS to the
> gutter then at least some of the kids know....they're soooo gonna be punnished...

Hey!!! Now that's going a bit too far. . .threatening to boil me and one of your list
kids? After I went through all the trouble of recruiting her from the WT list?
That's gratitude for ya. . .sheesh.


> So it's pal now....( see how i pay attention to the small things...) ...oh, how
> nice were the days when you used to call me lover, sweetie, master, snuggle
> bunny....*starts tearing up again*

Lover. . .sweetie. . master. . snuggle bunny. . .tall, dark and handsome. . .*my*
Rodelus. *bats eyelashes seductivly* You know you can't stay mad at me for long. So
why try? Now come on over here and lets make up. . . .over and over and over and over
and over. . . .you get the picture...if not, I have my camera handy *BEG*



> I heard the tone in your voice when you said dear...stop being sarcastic....
> Yo....that's incest....pevert....so, i take it your lover isn't good enough for
> you hummm....As for Shy , leave her alone, do you hear me.....i said that or we
> share or neither gets nothing.....Hump, next time you'll be telling me you
> corrupted inocent little Pat , now i'm gonna have to watch Shadow AND you......And
> you know quite well that the engagement was only a set up....i didn't want them to
> know that i was in love with you...but you know....maybe i'll just go and try to
> make something out of it....See how you feel....As for the newbies....i'm only
> trying to make them comfortable.....You dirty mind....

Mmmm....my lover? I kinda like the sound of that actually. . .reminds me of a song by
Melissa Etheridge called...ironically enough...My Lover:

No one conceals me like
No one reveals me like
My lover
No one can disconnect
No one can resurrect
Like my lover

My lover makes me weak
Gives me breath to speak
My lover takes me home
Cools the rolling stone
My lover's thorny kiss
The reason to exist
I wonder

No one can saturate
No one manipulates
Like my lover
The sensuality
It's immortality
My lover

My lover needs to seize
Bring me to my knees
Reads me like a prayer
Calls the spirit there
Secretly inspires
Strips me to desire
I wonder

No one can visualize
No one can make me rise
Like my lover
They dream of paradise
They'll never ever pay the price
My lover

Oh yeah. Definitely fits my lobster. . .*drifts off to a happy freshwater place*

um...Okay..I'm back...where was I again? Oh yeah..on to the subject of Shy. She
gives good text. . .ya know? *BEG* Oh wait, you wouldn't know....cuz I wasn't
sharing. Well, okay, you've talked me into it...I'll share Shy, just so long as you
get rid of that nasty appetite for cooked Lobster. . .Only I can have my Lobster all
buttered up and hot and. . .nevermind. . .why talk about it when you can do it???
*EG*


> Okay, but just because i love you....because i still love you....
> I'm dumb that way....

No, you're not dumb. Just under my spell. Don't worry though, it happens to the best
of them really. *wink* Just ask Shy and Lisa. . .I seem to have this affinity for
Southern gals. . .lol. . .they're both way south, though not as south as you are. Hmm
. . do we see a pattern here?

~~Kimber

"Lisa's Personal-Pit Pet" *eg*
a.k.a. The Light Lobster
Tourist number 2
List Gutter Lust Goddess (yeah, I've finally given into my fate)