Return of List mom and dad

["Bill LaBarbera" <asagiri@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

From: Bill, Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial
Affairs

Subject: Unexplained return of the two people claiming to be Kimber
and Rod.

Since these two have been missing for soooooooooo long, it would be
unwise and unsafe for us and the List Gutter to just assume these are
really our beloved Listmom and Listdad. As far as most us of know,
the List-Mom and Dad are just myths, since they've been missinf
for
so long. In fact "Rod" seems to be avoiding sunlight and
seems
awefully pale, even compared to any of our List Gutter members who
lurk very far down. So we should break out the torches, garlic and
crosses when questioning this "Rod" and let Quin know he may
have to
de-program this poor indivdual and get him away from his talking
doll, Ms. Edith, and the pink tu-tu he likes to wear.

As for the List-Mom, "Kimber" (if that is who she really
is!), she
seems mostly harmless, but you can never be too careful. It's
always
the quiet ones that end up surprising you. She keeps mumbling
something about "finding her Inner Lobster", but what that is
not
very clear. While we all want to help "Kimber" it might be
best if we
wear earplugs to block out any comments about what she and Rod were
doing in the cabin on the mountain. Other than playing Pinochle or
Old Maid, we don't want to be scarred for life. Hopefully our
resident De-Programmer Quin can help "Kimber" through this
rough
patch in our lives (knowing about the cabin and what they were doing
is just a horrific visual place.Face it, mental images of your
parents having sex is just wrong... and evil... and emotionally
scaring no matter how open minded you are.) and rehabilitate her so
she sees the light and gets back together with "Rod" and
leaves the
demon succubi Lisa who took her away in the first place.

If that does not work, we will have to break out the big guns and
have "Kimber" and "Rod" dig latrines for S.P.A.M.,
the Sunnydale
People's Army Militia. Hopefully that will not be necessary and
we
can save those two.

You may all return to your regularly scheduled fanfics now.

Bill
Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial Affairs
Resident Gopher at the Sunnydale Forest Woods Outback
Proud papa Gopher to Matthew Gopher
Proud card carrying member of the PBMD (Poodle-Boy Must Die!)
Society.