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The following silliness is inspired by Shadow's latest post, and the last two episodes of Buffy, with their shocking revelations regarding Dawn and Tara. All characters are owned by Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy. Kirayoshi Live from the home office at Sunnydale California, Top Ten Other Shocking Revelations on BTVS and Angel this Season. 10) Spike's not a real blond. 9) Giles used to be a regular fixture in the British Rocky Horror Midnight screening circuit, and he still has the Franken Furtur fishnet stockings in his house. 8) Dru was occasionally Janet Weiss. 7) Willow keeps an old Playgirl magazine in her t-shirt drawer "for nostalgia". 6) Buffy, like all Slayers, is genetically disposed to dating the wrong guy! 5) Joyce still keeps a few boxes of Band Candy in her refrigerator, just in case that nice British librarian pops by. 4) Xander really IS the King of the Cretins. A tiny island nation called Cretinia, population 300, and their lost heir left for Sunnydale thirty years ago, and, well-- 3) Phantom Dennis is really Marcie! And she likes to peek in on Cordy. 2) Gunn writes haiku on the side. And the number one revelation on Buffy and Angel this season; 1) Riley is actually a magnetic personality with a scintillating wit. He only acts like a total jerk in order to get Buffy to dump him! Download NeoPlanet at http://www.neoplanet.com |