Re: [buffyloveswillow] Dawn dating difficulties

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On Wed, 8 Nov 2000 23:25:00 -0500, you wrote:

> The top ten difficulties Dawn is going to have when she starts dating:

A few thoughts

0} Your sister embarresses you (and your date) by being able to
pump more iron than he can.
-1} One girl in every generation? Delusions of grandeur much?
-2} Your date keeps asking for an introduction to your sisters
best friend and her girlfriend cos he wants to watch them 'do
spells'.
-3} Joyce
-4} Your dates parents hide any matches, lighters, candles or
other flammable materials when you show up and whisper "Remember
what her sister was like.".
-5} she can't even drive you to or pick up after a date, well not
if you're hoping to survive the journey.

But on the plus side :

*} When he breaks your heart, as he inevitably will, you *know*
he's going to regret it.
*} Post break up double chocolate fudge ripple icecream with
gummie bears, hot fudge sauce and Xander.
*} You're first proper relationship would have to go extreamely
bad to top hers.
*} An age difference of a few years doesn't seem to be so much of
a problem.





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