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Given the current Limbo state the series is in while WB and other networks
make their deals, I came up with this little idea.
TOP TEN DIFFERENT NETWORK'S PLANS FOR BTVS;
10) ABC; Willow wakes up from a two-year-long trance,
realizes she's not gay after all! (ABC's still a little burned after that whole
Ellen thing)
9) Fox; Buffy loses Scooby Gang, hangs out with three
computer geek conspiracy theory nuts.
8) A&E; Giles gives boring hour-long biographiesof
whatever threat Buffy faces.
7) HBO; Spike becomes enforcer for the Sopranos.
6) Cinemax; Let's just say we'd have a lot more plotlines
focusing on Anya, and leave it at that.
5) Spelling Productions; Joyce steps out of the shower,
tells Buffy the brain tumor was all a bad dream.
4) NBC; If their handling of that Kerry/Kim storyline on
ER is any indication, Amber Benson'll be looking for another job!
3) BBC; You thought that snake dude from "Shadow" looked
cheesy? You ain't seen nothin' yet!
2) Animal Planet; Four words; Buffy Summers, Crocodile
Hunter!
1) UPN; Next season's big bad played by The Rock!
Kirayoshi
"The Chosen One, who will fulfill the prophecy and bring balance to the
Force"
"I always say that a man should live forever or die
trying." --Spider Robinson, "Calahan's Crosstime Saloon"
Buffy to Snyder; "It's as though the entire school board is questioning
your judgement as an administrator."
Joyce to Snyder; "I think that what my daughter's trying to say is ---
Nyah, nyah, nyanyah nyah!"
--Faith, Hope and Trick (Joyce,
you will be missed)
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