Missing Listmum and Archangel

["Sam" <shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx>]

Attention to all Gutter Dwellers and Woods back dwellers

> > From the Temple of mayhem

Item #1: Our beloved List Mom and the Mighty Archangel have been
ruthlessly abducted by a radical Tara worshippers. The are holding
them at a undisclosed location and demanding that the slayer return
the redhead. After talking with both the slayer and redhead it has
been deiced that we will tell the radical Tara worshipers no dice.

Item #2: The Mighty Archangel's partner in crime has started a
search party using state of the art Global Positioning Tracking
systems and is working in conjunction with the warrior Mongoose.

Item #3: The Dark Jedi are aiding in the search but are tied up at
the moment with the ongoing war with the Riley shippers. The dark
Jedi have sent the Phantom Chipmunk, Warrior Mongoose, were-bager,
Silent gopher, and special ops panda to aid in our listmum's and The
mighty Archangel's rescue.

Item #4: The Flying fruit bat who was recently freed from Riley
shippers has taken control of the wet noodle launchers and her and
the Gremlin are prepared to use them if necessary.

This is a neon red alert.

Sam
Dark Jedi Master and High Priest of Mayhem