Re: Missing Listmum and Archangel

[Aaron Yates <mcmacladdie@xxxxxxxxx>]

--- Sam <shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx> wrote:
> Attention to all Gutter Dwellers and Woods back
> dwellers
>
> From the Temple of mayhem
>
> Item #1: Our beloved List Mom and the Mighty
> Archangel have been
> ruthlessly abducted by a radical Tara worshippers.
> The are holding
> them at a undisclosed location and demanding that
> the slayer return
> the redhead. After talking with both the slayer and
> redhead it has
> been deiced that we will tell the radical Tara
> worshipers no dice.
>
> Item #2: The Mighty Archangel's partner in crime
> has started a
> search party using state of the art Global
> Positioning Tracking
> systems and is working in conjunction with the
> warrior Mongoose.
>
> Item #3: The Dark Jedi are aiding in the search but
> are tied up at
> the moment with the ongoing war with the Riley
> shippers. The dark
> Jedi have sent the Phantom Chipmunk, Warrior
> Mongoose, were-bager,
> Silent gopher, and special ops panda to aid in our
> listmum's and The
> mighty Archangel's rescue.
>
> Item #4: The Flying fruit bat who was recently
> freed from Riley
> shippers has taken control of the wet noodle
> launchers and her and
> the Gremlin are prepared to use them if necessary.
>
> This is a neon red alert.
>
> Sam
> Dark Jedi Master and High Priest of Mayhem

In case this notice was not previously recieved, I
have sent a detachment of my top SeeDs to aid in the
situation. Instructor Trepe and Shiva were somewhat
miffed at having their cuddle time interrupted, but
agreed to lead the mission themselves. I hope that,
with our help, this situation can come to a conclusion
very soon.

Squall Leonhart
Commander in Cheif--SeeD
Balamb Garden

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