Re: [Hand_of_Chaos] End of the Month State of the Gutter Report - July 2001

[shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx]

TO: All Department Heads; The United Vegetable Empire; and all other
interested parties.
FROM: Sammy Koala, Dark Jedi master
SUBJECT: Reply: End of the Month State of the Gutter Report for July 2001



Which one of you told the evil adults where to find me?

It wasn't me I am afraid of the adults.

Item 1:
I would like to point out that they paid for the tanks themselves and by
owning their very own tanks they will no longer have the need to take the
Gutter Self-Defence Forces' tanks on joy riders and weekend beer and ice runs to
Kiev.

Hey I only did it a couple of hundred times. :-)

Also regarding the possibility of the Koala misusing his hover tank... I
seriously doubt he is going to be able to sneak up on anyone in that thing. It
is neon green and pink with a big red smiley face on it... it is going to
stand out in total darkness, trust me.

Ahh hovertank *drools* and such wonderfull colors, and a awsome stero
system...oh I'm drifting, me cuase mischief come now I am always on my best
behavoir *looks at sky for stray lighting bolts* I promise I wont missuse it, now
I gotta jet and make a few drive throughs. <opps did I say that out loud>

climbs in hovertank, puts on gogles and Vikinh hlment, plops Flight of the
Valkries in cd player, takes off.


Item 5:

Total coolness, love the snippette.

--
Sam

Shadowmage, Dark Jedi Master, High priest of Mayhem, Shades wearing
Koala, Thief of the woods out back, tormentor and corruptor at large,
CSWCS Chairman of letter inversion, supporter of the bards,
fundraising representive of the GBWNS,
chairman of the directorate of Nonsensical Mayhem, Offical guide to
the edge of insanity, Jungle juice smuggler, Member of the hand of
Choas carldholder #2.

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