ATTN: SECoLGA, UVE, and all concerned parties.
All Points Bulletin!!
There is an official APB on Quinda Ma's sanity. I repeat, there is an APB
out on the sanity that used to belong to Quindo Ma. We all know that it has
been missing for quite some time (if it was ever there), and we have finally
finished the paperwork. It seems they got lost in the back room with the
other "important" documents which are kept under the extra stash of white
lightening has been kept... but that's neither here nor there. What is
important is that we are finally looking for his sanity... Anyone found
with it will have a party thrown in their honor or sprayed with whipped
cream and given to the red head in the corner with the very resolved looking
face. We do have some reports about a koala with a lamp shade on his head
armed with a plunger at the ready for fencing was in the area when it was
last reported intact skipping away from the scene laughing manically.
That is all. Let the Madness ensue.