Breaking Gutter news

[shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx]

Gutter AP: Local gutter citizens are reporting seeing the Jolly Rogers
flying from top the Gutters Headquarters building. At this time official gutter
news has been unable to confirm if this is related to an alleged Coup d'état
by the Dark Jedi and Koala Cult. Sammy Koala stated that everything was
under control and he was just conducting a perfectly legal series of exercises.
Reports question the pirate hat wearing Koala what the chosen two running
around half naked in the street and a staged Wiccain love fest had to do with
gutter security and why all security forces wear now wearing neon green and red
uniforms and Viking helmets. The Koala’s official spokes person and
mentor, Carol mongoose stated that for security reasons that question could
not be answered but assured everyone that The Dark Jedi was in control, uh err
only conducting test.

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Sam, Vampire Koala

Shadowmage
Dark Jedi Master
High priest of Mayhem
Thief of the woods out back
CSWCS Chairman of letter inversion
supporter of the bards
fundraising representive of the GBWNS
Offical guide to the edge of insanity
Member of the hand of Choas carldholder #2.

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