Parody: Slayer Roboto

["Sam I Am" <shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx>]

Slayer Roboto, a song parody dedicated to the Buffy boy

By Sam

E-mail: shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx
Disclaimer: BtVS belongs to Joss, Mr. Roboto belongs to Styx, I own nothing
but my insanity.
Archive: Sure if you want it go for it just let me know.
Spoilers: Season 5
Pairing: None
Notes: I like the Group Styx, I like BtVS, so I said why the hell not, we
need something that makes no sense
Feedback: Hey if ya want to sure, I love feedback.


Slayer Roboto

Domo arigato, Slayer. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Slayer Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am-Slaying machine or just a toy
With parts made in Japan, I am the worlds most expensive sex toy
Spike’s got a secret He’s been hiding from the rest
His heart is pounding, His blood is boiling, his brain now has I.B.M.

So if you see he acting strangely, don't be surprised
He’s just a vamp who needed Buffy, and somewhere to hide
To keep him satisfied- To keep him satisfied
Somewhere to hide to keep himself satisfied

I'm Just a robot without erotic programs-I'm not what you see
I've come to help Spike with his problems, but Buffy found out
I'm not a Slayer, I'm a Lover, Willow reprogrammed forgot what I knew
I'm just a Robot who was found out, the circumstances were beyond Spikes
control
Beyond His control-He lost control
He almost got staked- He lost control

I am the slayer robot, reprogrammed by Willow
now I have a new identity

Domo arigato, Slayer Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Slayer Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Slayer Roboto, domo...domo

For distracting Glory so Buffy could dsave her sister
And thank you very much, Slayer Roboto
For helping Buffy beat Spike up after getting reprogramed
Thank you-thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you
The problem's plain to see: I look to much like Buffy
Machines one lonely nights. Machines save the day
The time has come at last
To throw away this mask
So everyone can see
I'm not Buffy!


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