RE: End of the Month Gutter and Woods Outback Report for February 2002

TO: All Department Heads; The United Vegetable Empire; and all other interested parties. FROM: The Director of Public Safety SUBJECT: End of the Month Gutter and Woods Outback Report for February 2002 Item 1: It looks like we're not getting the Koala back until the end of March sometimes - so that means the month long Block Party will be moved back until April. :: grumbles something dark and dirty about the evil adults and koala-nappers :: On the up side it does allow us to raise more bail money for the "Keep the Koala out of San Quinton" fund as well as to get the new sound system in place for the Silent Panicky Gopher's DJ duties - although why Bill wants four turn tables, twenty giant speakers, and the Linkin Park CD is anyone's guess.

The equipment is for the Koala's "Welcome back to the Gutter"return from Never-Neverland party. You can't have loud music w/o 4 turntables, 20 giant speakers and the Lincoln Park CD. And it has nothing to do with the shipment of TNT and nitroglycerin caps that I ordered, no sirree!!! Not at all, it's definitely not so that the noise will distract anyone from any underground explosions while trying to create a large cavern filled with video camera recording gear or TV's of the Amazon sweat lodge...Nope, that'snot it at all!!! <VBEG> Item 4: Regarding certain unnamed Gators who keep getting 'misdirected' into the swimming pool at the local Catholic Girl School's swimming pool. The nuns are no longer amused and they aren't buying that line about "Mistaking the driveway for a dry riverbed and following it into the pool" - they may be old and scary, at times, but they aren't stupid. For starters the drive way doesn't lead to the swimming pool and even if it did the large gate around the pool should have given certain Gators a hint it wasn't a natural swimming hole.

Unfortunately, the Gator is not at fault. The sign pointing towards the pool and the gate was chewed down when Matt Goher was going thru one ofhis teething moments and he keeps going back to chew the post since he likes the taste of pine. I did notice when taking Matt home from the local Catholic Girl's School that a Koala shaped shadow was seen in the area putting up signs to the gate and the pool. :-) --Bill Gopher

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