Holy Hell... what madness is this??

["Shadow" <Shadowlander1@xxxxxxx>]

:: Small furry monster wearing a fighter's cap sits back in her desk chair
looking at her early birthday gift, a slow wicked smirk forming on her lips
as she purrs softly to herself::

"You really can't be serious... you're actually going to go through with
it," a voice spoke causing the little bat in the chair to look up at her
open office door.

"Why... whatever do you mean?" The bat asked looking into the eyes of the
Gutter and Woods Outback Conscious, that shy and well mannered little being
that walked around after all the mischief makers and mayhem spreaders trying
to reason with them before the authorities got call and bail money had to be
gathered. Granted for the most part the Gutter and Woods Outback Conscious
is usually ignored or the mischief makers and mayhem spreaders just try to
get the Conscious drunk and into the nearest tattoo parlour. But in all the
Conscious was a well loved little being, even if most of the Gutter and
Woods Outback dwellers never understood most of what she said while trying
to reason with them.

"You know exactly what I mean Shadowlander," the Conscious said using the
little bat's full name while ringing her hands nervously, "you know the
Gutter and Woods Outback aren't ready for this... they are still getting
used to you being an actual List owner and a Moderator. This is way too
much... way to fast!"

"What's so wrong with it... plenty of people and animals in the Gutter and
Woods have their very own caves and such... why am I any different?" The
little beast asked cocking her head to the side, the desk lamp picking up a
devilish little horn peeking out from under the fighter's cap.

"Because... it will be YOUR cave," the Conscious replied as if that
explained it all.

"But it's a nice cave," the bat countered with a bright grin, "see?" the bat
went on turning the monitor around so the Gutter and Woods Outback Conscious
could see the display, "that's me own little cave... see, that's me flying
around the opening... it's a nice cave, you should come by." The bat went
on happily eyes bright with eagerness and joy. "But not for five more
days... it'll be my birthday... then everyone can come by the cave and see
what I've been given. Really it will be fun!" The bat finished excitedly,
glancing over to the wall calendar with the 19th of March circled in red.

Shadow -

Dir. of Pub. Safety of the SECoLGA and Chief Dungeon Keeper. Vampire Teddy
Bear and Flying Fox of the Woods Outback. The Big Bad and Little Comma.
Mistress of Mischief, corruptor of the innocent, tormentor of Quindolyn.
Founding Member of GWBNS - Hey, its a way of life! Dark MIstress of
Weirdness. Yang to Alex's Yin. Charter Member of the Hand of Chaos, member
of the Order of the Silver Claw of the Highland Werewolves of Gaia. Member
of the Questionably Sane Biker Were-Folk Assn. {QSBWFA}

"I do not brood... I reflect." - Unnamed Vampire Teddy Bear 03/2002

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