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Id be happy to do Bio for Giles
and Xander?
Love,and Smoochies,
WillowS
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Yoda> Fear Leads to anger,
anger leads to Hate, Hate leads too suffering
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Angel: Whoah Whoah Whoahdirty
people not touching the baby
Cordelia: But pig drinking blood suckers are okay? ::pauses:: I ment that in a good way ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Willow: It's horrible! That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and... skanky. (aside to Buffy, worried) And I think I'm kinda gay. Buffy: Willow, just remember, a
vampire's personality
has nothing to do with the person it was. Angel: Well, actually...(gets a
look from Buffy)
uh, That's a good point. ~~~~ Giles: I don't care what time it is, unlock his cell, unstrap him, and bring him to the phone! ~~~~ Prue: "Kate Kate Come in it Pruu" *said like child* ~~~ Phoebe> Your being a an estra estra estra big meanie *Prue trys to eat her own hair* ~~~ Phoebe: How Long have you been standing there Paige: Long enough to see you have some serious eighties dance moves going on *Paige 8 Party hardies and Piper does the head bob* ~~~ Piper: Leo sweety? Leo: yeah? Piper: Zip it ~~~ Piper: (as a spirit) What's going on? Phoebe: Piper. Piper: (sees her dead body) Oh. Oh my. Piper: (her spirit begins
ascending to heaven) Uh, a little help here people
~~~~~ Angel of Destiny: We angels of destiny normally don't intervene, except in extraordinary situations. Mozart at age seven, Michelangelo, Albert Einstein...Britney Spears. ~~~ Paige: She's like "Piper Light" - all of the personality without those messy emotions. ~~~~ Piper: Did your baby just electrocute the nice doctor man? Phoebe: Yeah... Piper: Unborn babies do not
perform magic tricks in the first trimester, Phoebe!
Piper: Don't panic, okay? We'll wrap up here and go home and panic. ~~~ Paige: Well, I guess that's what you get when you breed with the Source of All Evil. Phoebe: Okay, can we not say breed, you know? I'm not a horse. ~~~~~~ Paige: What the hell was that for? Phoebe: Uh, I don't know. You'd have to ask him. Piper: Okay. Why did your mommy push Paige out the window? ~~~~ Darryl: Where is the baby that everyone keeps talking about? Is it an invisible baby? Am I going to step on it? ~~~~ Piper: Maybe your baby would prefer to listen to some Ozzy. ~~~~ Piper: (to Paige) Geez, you're like my husband with boobs ~~~~~ Leo: I'm sure that it is just all this arguing has got the baby upset. Piper: Leo, the baby is an inch long. All this arguing is upsetting the mommy. ~~~ Piper: Leo, I have growing powers inside of me. Powers that I don't understand, and the only person who does understand them never has time to talk. Add that to raging hormones and I guarantee you I am absolutely entitled to do the 'crying thing'. ~~~ Piper: Kiss this, bitch! Piper: I hit her with
flowers?
~~~~ Leo: What happened? Piper: Before or after you were making out with the demon? Paige: I'll just go get the book. ~~~ Things Ive Learned 1. Fire bad, tree pretty.
2. Big overture, little show. 3. Naming all the stars the same name causes confusion. 4. The sun can be so hurtful. 5. Vampires never just go.They always have to say something. 6. Polite people call out before they jump out of the bushes and attack you. 7. Riley is a lesbian. 8. Weapons make ya feel all manly. 9.No one deserves a mime. 10. Be sure to make it known that the brain damage happened -before- you hit him. 11. Honest faces usually come attached to liars. 12. When Angel gets done with your case, you can be sure that you'll want to jump off a bridge again. |