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Couldn’t
pass up this challenge. Please bear in mind that it’s nearly Title: Fellowship Of The Scoobs (1/1) Author: Electronis Email: electronis@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Rating: PG-13? One small use of language. Probably being to hard on my self Pairing:
Buffy/ Spoilers: anything up to 703 – Same Time, Same Place, “The Fellowship of the Ring”, and “Chasing Amy” are fair game. Anything up to 712 – Potential may be hinted at Disclaimer: All the characters from the show “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” belong to ME. I mean ME as in Mutant Enemy, not me as in myself. If only I were so lucky. Characters from the film “Fellowship of the Ring” belong to New Line Cinema and /orthe estate of J.R.R. Tolkein. Chasing Amy belongs to Kevin Smith and the folks at View Askew, makers of the ONLY Jennifer Lopez movie I will voluntarily see Archive: my site http://electronis.gossimer.net. Anyone who wants it for theirs, just let me know where it's going Summary: Response to Kirayoshi’s challenge ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “I still can’t believe you got a DVD player! That’s so cool. Hello Third Millennium!” “Ah Dawnie, two things. One, the DVD player kinda came out inthe last millennium. Two, for my people, it’s the year 5763.” Buffy smiled at her friend, happy to have her back. “Anyway, as I told you before since I’ll be starting thenew job soon, it’s a combo Christmas, Chanukah, Welcome home Willow present.” “Does this mean I won’t be getting any thing for Christmas?” “No, you’ll get a lump of coal.” Dawn was about to protest before Buffy cut her off. “No, you’ll still get presents, just not as many.” Hearing that she would indeed be getting Christmas presents cheered her up. “So, what movie did you rent tobreak it in anyway?” “The Fellowship of the Ring. I thought since we didn’t get to see it in theaters what with the badness that was last year, we should watch it now.” “Oh
I love Liv Tyler!” Buffy and “So, you were just going to let me figure things out when you brought a girl home?” The slayer asked her younger sister. “I was going to tell you if I found a girl I liked. But I’m not gay, I like boys too, I just don’t want to limit myself” “Chasing
Amy” “What was that?” Dawn asked. “The movie Chasing Amy. Ben Affleck falls in love with a lesbian, and she tells him she didn’t think it was right to halve her options by excluding her own gender.” “Yeah kinda like that. Besides Buffy, what about you and Faith? You mean to tell me nothing went on between the two of you?” “Faith did flirt with me, and I thought about it, but she wasn’t my type.” “What’s
that supposed to mean?” “Just that, she wasn’t my type. Now I believe a certain teenager said something about Liv Tyler as an elf?” With that, they began to get drinks and snacks around to enjoy the movie. Three hours later, as the movie ended, Dawn was the first to speak “That was so cool, I can’t wait to see it in theaters. Promise me we’ll see it in the theater?” “Sure, unless something Apocalyptic comes up, but what are the odds of that happening?” “Uh Buffy, in this town? Besides, remember the great power rising thing the coven sensed?” “Good point. I promise you we’llsee it, first chance we get.” “You know, if you really want to know what happens, you could try reading. Remember that place we used to hang out? You could have found it there, or in your case, the new library.” “Uck, reading? Don’t I have to do enough of that for school? Anyway, it’s late and I’m tired. I think I’m going to go dream of a beautiful elf girl saving me. Love you guys” “Night, love you too Dawnie.” Buffy said as she hugged her sister. “You
won’t be the only one dreaming of her” added “That little imp! I just realized she left us to clean up. Maybe I should reconsider the coal.” “Aw Buffy, it’s not so bad, I’ll help you.” Willow said as she gathered up the bowl and bags of cookies, leaving the glasses for Buffy. “So,
how are you “No,
Buffy, it’s ok. But the movie kind
of got me thinking. The
whole thing with the ring drawing you, and eventually devouring you? I can really relate to that. When I did that spell to bring you back, I
tapped something. Little by little it kept wanting me to use it.
I had to resist. And after the
incident with Amy and getting Dawn into the car wreck, oddly enough while on
the way to see the very same movie we just watched, I stopped. I didn’t do a single spell. Till that bastard “Hate to break it to you, but Xander’s Pippin or Merry, and Dawn’s the one he’s not. Always getting into trouble, needing to be rescued. Ok so we’ve all needed to be rescued from something or another at some point, but that’s not my point. I’m Frodo. One person, on a quest to stop evil. Ring a bell? Let’s see if I can remember ‘In every generation, there is a chosen one. One girl in all the world who can stop the demons and vampires, hell gods, nerd trios’ something like that. But you were the one who stopped the nerd...” Willow began to look dejected at the mention of what she did, magic or otherwise. “Anyway, I’m so Frodo. If anybody’s Sam, it’s you girl. Faithful companion through and through. You’ve always been looking out for me. Who was the one to bring me back around when I went catatonic after Glory got Dawn? Who brought me back from the dead? Forced my lazy butt to pick classes freshman year? You Will. You’ve always been there, and you always will be. I’m awfully lucky to have a friend like you” “Totally! I can just see him with the same white beard.” Both girls chuckled at the image. “But seriously though, wise oldwizard who guides the younger ones before he goes away? If that’s not Giles, I don’t know what is.” “Good observation. You get a gold star. Or maybe a rainbow sticker? That’s good too right?” “Let me be perfectly clear, you’re saying you like girls too?” “I’m saying I agree with what you said about not halving your options. But then again, you don’t practice what you preach.” “Well, Outside of Xander and Oz, I really haven’t found any men I like. And I’m SO over both of them now. It’s like I told Anya, it’s not about hating the men, I’m just centered around the girl on girl action. So, if Faith isn’t your type, then what is?” “You.” “Me?” “You.” Buffy leaned in and kissed “Hmmmmmmmm I think now that Elf girl I dream about might look like a certain vampire slayer I know.” “You mean to tell me that Faith’s your type?” “BUFFY! You knew what I meant.” “I’m kidding Will! I love seeing you all flustered like that. I think it’s cute.” “And
I love you ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Russians to the right A Czech at the blueline looking for a fight But what's an American quarry boy to do? Hit Somebody!
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