RE: Gutter Report Back Issues/Archive

::redheaded roadrunner pokes head out of winter cave::

Hey all ::yawn. . .meep, meep:: I was up with Shadow last night plotting as usual and while she was typing up this memo, I was poking through the archive and downloading the Gutter Reports and memos. Can you believe that, with replies, there are 172 of them!!!! ::Roadrunner shakes head at the crazy little comma:: Anyhoo, I’ll be formatting them for mass consumption sometime this week (The replies are optional) but I guess the problem is we have no place to house them. While poking through my filing cabinets I discovered that each and every one of them is full!! You see, *someone gutter-dwellers* decided it would be a good idea to store their winter supply of nuts AND jungle juice there. ::glares menacingly at the now chuckling Phantom Chipmunk and Jedi Koala:: Sneaky little so-n-so’s.

So Anyway. . .just pass along suggestions on or off list. You can always get me on AIM at Kimbertvs and Shad can be found lurking under Wolffalke. Oh, and one more thing. Can the person who ‘liberated’ my...er...THE GUTTER’S official Feathered Pink Boa and fuzzy ‘bat-sized’ Handcuff Construction Set please return it to my office in the Gutter Proper (and keep your paws off my personally autographed picture of a certain hacker in leather and stillettos. . .I just got it reframed after the incident with the demonic elvis impersonator cabbages decided to barge into my office and do their own rendition of ‘Hunka Hunka Burnin Love’. Do you have any idea how long it took me to get the nancy-boy hair gel washed out of my Louisville Slugger? No, I don’t think so!! ::mumbles incoherently about rotten little cabbages in white 70’s flare suites::) There’s a batch of new gutter dwellers being driven down sometime this week and as you all well know there is a manditory Feathered Pink Boa and fuzzy ‘bat-sized’ Handcuff Construction and Correct Usage class conducted the minute they get off the Hover-tanks and settled into their dwellings.

Your humble bard and Rodrigo's dedicated love slave,

~~Kimber

List Gutter Lust Goddess (yeah I've finally given into my fate), Official Noodle wetter and distributor, Vice President and Treasurer of the Riley/Oz neutering society and garden club, Masked Road Runner (meep, meep!!), Personnel Recruiter for all main gutter and sub gutter affairs, keeper of the Crazy Little Comma, Official Tormenter of the Phantom Chipmunk and her Band of Crazy Nuts, Proud supporter of the Mad Poet Society and the Troll under the Bridge.

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