RE: [buffywantswillow] Re:FIC: Tiger by the Tail (5/?)

["Shadowlander" <Shadowlander1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Okay - this is new. While I have been threatened with the infamous wet noodle torture, not to mention the assorted Barney and
Teletubbie marathon viewings, before - I don't believe I have ever been blamed for causing bathroom floods. While on one level I am
saddened at the thought of wet tile and the ever-present threat of mildew such a flooding could cause. On the other - I find myself
annoyed that I can't figure out what it was about part five that created the catalyst for the unfortunate event to occur. Strictly
out of scientific curiosity you understand - so I can repeat the process and see if my berserker biker-bud Alex can fall victim to
it or not. ::lol::

Seriously, Carol it was not my intent for you to flood anything, except for possible my inbox with the usual demands for more. I
didn't realize that part five was that short. Honestly my word program had it at nearly five pages - must have been the font size I
was using or something. It would have been longer but the conversaton was getting really forced there for a while there. At one
one time it took me about twenty minutes to write one sentence. I hate when that happens.

As for my berserker biker-bud, yes that is your new name Alex - at least until I can come up with a catcher one. Its wet noodles at
fifty paces! The winner gets Cordelia - with or without clothes - and lots of leather. Hmm, it has occurred to me that it may be
best if we continue this conversation off list. Naked Cordelias and Willows are best left to those of us who tend to rule the
gutter. Can't go around corrupting all the innocent minds on the list now can we?

Oh wait, this it the buffyWANTSwillow list - we're all corrupt here - with the possible exception of those four lurkers over in the
corner wearing the "Ms. Edith LIVE!!" T-shirts. :)

Shadow

-----Original Message-----
From: Carol.Clarke@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:Carol.Clarke@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
Sent: Tuesday, August 01, 2000 11:32 AM
To: buffywantswillow@xxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [buffywantswillow] Re:FIC: Tiger by the Tail (5/?)

Ok, Alex was nice I am just plain pissed as hell at you shadow, and I intend
to tell you why.

Last night after leaving work at about 1 am. And not I wasn't there that
late to flirt with the security guard. (She was off) I brought home your
story to read. ALL 3 small pages. Are you crazy only giving me 3 pages. I
worship the ground you walk on. What is this like the drug dealer that
offers to give you your first try free. I am hooked already damn it.

Anyway tried I decide to run a hot bath. Since I only have 3 lousy pages I
set down to read them while the bath fills. You really naughty naught person
you know I would do that. And after reading and reading my drug fix, I hear
the sound of water splashing over onto the floor. Like you didn't plan that!

So the least you can do is write a very more pages or a book, something as
large as war and Peace maybe. Damn between you and Kimber I didn't get any
sleep.

"And the weird award goes to...." -Buffy





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