Re: GCBS and IBGSM

["Quindo Ma" <quindo.ma@xxxxxxxxx>]

To: President Gutter-Canadian Benevolent Society, "Union Representative" International Brotherhood
of Guttershoreman
From: Security Chief
Re: Security Emergency.

<<<The GCBS and IBGSM have certain "resources" which could be loaned to the Security Algae for the
duration of this emergency if you were to promise not to ask where they came from and to forget we
have them when the emergency passes.>>>

We are in full control of the situation with the ressourses we have, and without further Ok from the
Director of Foreign Affairs of the SECoLGA, or higher position, I'm not allowed to give out any
information regarding this incident.

<<<Once again if you were to institute a don't ask don't tell policy with regards to our method the
GCBS and IBGSM would be willing to lend you one or two of our legitmately come by FWN prototypes for
the duration.>>>

Legitimate FWNs, be it prototype or full operational series model, only exist within the SECoLGA,
and simply the mentioning of this can be enough to obtain a search warrant to search for these and
further consequences. Since I'm at the moment needed elsewhere, I am willing to forget this
'incident' and suggest that you get in contact with either the Director of Foreign Affairs or a
higher position, to clear out any further inconsistency between our groups.

<<<I assure you it works quite well, just ask Jimmy Hoffa, I mean er, ah...>>>

Pardon? (this time)

<<<With regards to Mutt-Boy, a certain dark-haired slayer with a fondness for cheerleaders owes the
GCBS a fairly substantial amount of money which we would gladly be willing to sacrifice in return
for her emergency services. If you manage to locate her please pass the word along.>>>

Said Slayer is currently in a covert ops and her location as well as any further information is
strictly limited to a small circle of high SECoLGA Directors to ensure her safety. Because of this,
the very contact to said Slayer is only allowed in the greatest emergencies, and for that I am not
able to pass your request on until she has completed her mission and returns home. Due to the
information block, I can not tell you when that will happen.

<<<ps. If you could find it in you hearts to give us control of all extortion and racketeering in
the gutter it would avoid a great deal of illegal noodle injuries to certain parties in the
future.>>>

This is NOT possible. We are the only institution allowed to have this control. No further
discussion. If you want to gain the control over these areas, contact a higher position in the
SECoLGA and/or the responsible institution on side of the List Government.

Regards

Quin


Chief of Security of the Senior Executive Committee of List Gutter Affairs
and Wet Noodle Master of the Universe