Re:[buffywantswillow] List Gutter Locate Warning. ii Changed to **!!!**Emergency Warning***!!!*** ii

["The Fool" <honouredfool@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

To: Gutter Security Chief

From: President Gutter-Canadian Benevolent Society, "Union Representative" International Brotherhood of Guttershoreman

RE: Security Emergency.


Don't ask how I came by this but regarding your memo:


>To: Director of Public Safety

>From: Security Chief

>Subject: Riley-shaped Fungus Demon

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>It seems as if the said demon isn't as primitive as we thought, and has in fact, shown quite some intelligence by avoiding several newly placed tracking devices, hidden cameras, and, which disturbes me the most, secret undercover algae agents.


The GCBS and IBGSM have certain "resources" which could be loaned to the Security Algae for the duration of this emergency if you were to promise not to ask where they came from and to forget we have them when the emergency passes.

<snip>


>I need GO for operation MOON immediately and clearance for Emergency Responce Teams alpha 12 and 13. Otherwise I can't guarantee for the security of the hostiles. Also, I need access to the Freezing Wet Noodle Prototype. 

Once again if you were to institute a don't ask don't tell policy with regards to our method the GCBS and IBGSM would be willing to lend you one or two of our legitmately come by FWN prototypes for the duration.


It may still not be tested, 
I assure you it works quite well, just ask Jimmy Hoffa, I mean er, ah...


With regards to Mutt-Boy, a certain dark-haired slayer with a fondness for cheerleaders owes the GCBS a fairly substantial amount of money which we would gladly be willing to sacrifice in return for her emergency services. If you manage to locate her please pass the word along.


honoured "The Chin" fool

President Gutter-Canadian Benevolent Society.

International Brotherhood of Guttershoreman.


ps. If you could find it in you hearts to give us control of all extortion and racketeering in the gutter it would avoid a great deal of illegal noodle injuries to certain parties in the future.


hf.