RE: [buffyloveswillow] Request for the use of the Hole Bot

["Shadowlander" <Shadowlander1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

To: Chief of Security

You are hereby authorized to use the Hole Bot and the experimental
electro-plasma blade and cheese grader to obtain the fungus sample needed to
cure the attack lawyer Bo-Bo. However the E-P Blade is not authorized for
any covert breaking and entering of the Initiative strong hold under the
campus of UC-Sunndale in hopes of recovering the misplaced Diablo2 cd
allegedly stolen by meathead, the former commando boy known as Forrest
Gates, the return of the cd will be handled by List?s highly trained
Recovery and Return Squad.

As for the Riley-shaped Fungus Demon scream concert, the necessary earplugs
and videotape equipment will be made available to all list members at the
office of public relations and garden club. As for the use of medieval
weapons and equipment in the traditional torture/interrogation session of
the Riley-shaped fungus demon, I do not see a problem using such weapons as
long as the rack is thoroughly hosed down and disinfected afterward.

Shadow --
Director of Public Safety of the Senior Executive Committee on List Gutter
Affairs and vampire teddy bear; Official Dungeon Keeper and Big Bad.

-----Original Message-----
From: Quindo Ma [mailto:quindo.ma@xxxxxxxxx]
Sent: Wednesday, August 23, 2000 8:08 AM
To: ~eGroups BuffylovesWillow~; ~eGroups BuffywantsWillow~
Subject: [buffyloveswillow] Request for the use of the Hole Bot

To: Director of Public Safety
Subject: Request for the use of the Hole Bot

Mam, since the Riley-shaped Fungus demon has been sighted in the daylight,
and doesn't seem any longer contained within Gutter Sector 74, I request the
use of the Hole Bot, to seek and close any loopholes from where the
Riley-shaped Fungus demon could have escaped from.

Furthermore I request the approve of the immediate and painful death of the
Riley-shaped Fungus demon, for it has annoyed me long enough now, and the
recent attack against our loyal member, and the resulting danger in which
his pet is, has shown that we can no longer tolerate any actions from this
hideous beast.

For this case, I suggest we get out our medieval weaponry, and use the
flails and axes that we have to hurt the Riley-shaped Fungus demon a lot
before we finish it off with an injection or our newly developed anti-fungus
bacteria. I've been told that the bacteria will first disable all movement
of the target by severing all nerves to the muscles, but not those from the
muscles, which will ensure that it still feels the full load of pain, and
then slowly, from the tips of every nerve ending to the cell, will eat it up
from the inside.

I suggest that everybody brings a pair of ear plugs to the scream concert
the Riley-shaped Fungus demon will present in it's last few hours. I'm sure
this should be a pleasant show, and I hope that we can get enough Gutter
members together to enjoy the final decease of this annoying being.

Regards

Quin


Chief of Security of the Senior Executive Committee of List Gutter Affairs
and Wet Noodle Master of the Universe
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