Request for the use of the Hole Bot

["Quindo Ma" <quindo.ma@xxxxxxxxx>]

To: Director of Public Safety
Subject: Request for the use of the Hole Bot

Mam, since the Riley-shaped Fungus demon has been sighted in the daylight, and doesn't seem any longer contained within Gutter Sector 74, I request the use of the Hole Bot, to seek and close any loopholes from where the Riley-shaped Fungus demon could have escaped from.

Furthermore I request the approve of the immediate and painful death of theRiley-shaped Fungus demon, for it has annoyed me long enough now, and the recent attack against our loyal member, and the resulting danger in which his pet is, has shown that we can no longer tolerate any actions from this hideous beast.

For this case, I suggest we get out our medieval weaponry, and use the flails and axes that we have to hurt the Riley-shaped Fungus demon a lot beforewe finish it off with an injection or our newly developed anti-fungus bacteria. I've been told that the bacteria will first disable all movement of the target by severing all nerves to the muscles, but not those from the muscles, which will ensure that it still feels the full load of pain, and thenslowly, from the tips of every nerve ending to the cell, will eat it up from the inside.

I suggest that everybody brings a pair of ear plugs to the scream concert the Riley-shaped Fungus demon will present in it's last few hours. I'm sure this should be a pleasant show, and I hope that we can get enough Gutter members together to enjoy the final decease of this annoying being.

Regards

Quin 


Chief of Security of the Senior Executive Committee of List Gutter Affairs
and Wet Noodle Master of the Universe