Re: State of the List Gutter

["sam stoltz" <shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

While it is true that the Koloa only feeds on one type of leaf found
only in Australia, and the leaves in question are usually eaten as is,
Sammy has assured me that his veg-o-matic is strictly for protection
from the vampire tomatoes that have been known to roam the Woods Out
Back. Granted no such vampire tomato attack has been reported in the
last five years, I guess you cannot be too careful nowadays. As long 
as he does not misuse his veg-o-matic I cannot legally have it seized 
from him, he does have a legal permit to carry it.


I would like to personality assure the UVE that as I stated earlier 
the veg-o-matic is for my personal protection and no ill intent is 
meant towards the UVE.

Sammy the Koloa.

P.S. Please ignored all reports of a Koloa wearing Oakleys being 
spotted in the vicinity of UC Sunnydale.