Re: State of the List Gutter

[Tater <tater@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

TO: The Director of Public Safety
FROM: The Head of the United Vegetable Empire
Subject: The state of the List Gutter

Item 1:
We have been aware of the possesion of the Demonic Cabbage Patch for some
time. It is the result of an incident involving some excessively cute
dolls. As you know, excessively cute dolls are one of the most evil forces
in the universe, exceeded in their evilness only by purple dinosaurs. We
are still looking for an exorcist who can handle the problem. The last four
ran screaming in terror when confronted by the extreme cuteness. 

Item 2:
For the sake of peace, we will ask the denizens of the Demonic Cabbage Patch
to refrain from any further incursions into the Woods Out Back. Be advised
however that any lurking around the border with a veg-o-matic by a Koala, or
any regular resident of the Woods Out Back may be seen by the demonic
cabbages as a threat. We suggest that the citizens of the Woods keep their
veg-o-matics in their homes. We understand that most of the citizens of the
Woods are herbivores, and we are willing to accept this fact, however, we
ask that they not flaunt it near the border. Due to their state of
possesion the demonic cabbages are not fully under our control and we cannot
prevent all attacks on those whom the cabbages feel are threatening them.


tater (Vegetables of the world unite!)