RE: [buffywantswillow] Re: Chap 20 comment from chazzman

["Parise, Charles" <charles.parise@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Ahh but see that could be part of the fun. 

Buffy & her stoic 'Company of the Roadmaster RV' enter the Howling Vat, a
quaint little pub recommended for its fine selection of ales. Inside they
find a massive brawl ongoing in the main floor below. Humans, elves,
dwarves...it is a free for all with flying pewter mugs, wooden chairs and
the occasional frisbee dinner plate. Tables are being used as makeshift
rams pinning some of the combatants to the walls. In the center of the
room, his arms straining on opposite sides, Al'x is holding back two tables
as the 8 men holding them try to squash him between.

Suddenly, with a tarzan cry, Joyce swoops down from the rafters on a rope,
swings acoss the room snatching Al'x from between the tables sending the
drunken men sprawling, and rise up to land on the entry landing right in
front of Buffy, while engaged in a fierce 'I-wanna-suck-your-rib's-up
your-neck' kiss and tongue duel.

They finally break off and Joyce asks Al'x with an unmistakable lear,
"Howzabout we find someplace softer to do this?"

"MOM!"



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Don't start giving me ideas folks, cause I need all my brain power to 
just finish the war or should I say wars (hint) and Buffy finding 
Joyce in bar fight with dwarves isn't nearly as funny as Buffy 
finding Joyce sticking her tounge down Al'x's throat now that's 
entertainment,
Cilia, the bard with the lurker's soul..

--- In buffywantswillow@xxxxxxxxxxx, "Brndn" <brndn@s...> wrote:
> i had to laugh out loud at that idea, chazzman. i, too, would like 
to see
> that sitch'
> 
> thank you for the stories
> brndn
> -the guy that stands in the background of a fight scene swinging 
his arms
> yelling "Hee-Yah!"