FF: Party in the forest

["sam stoltz" <shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Oh no, here I go again........

Party in the forest

By Sam

E-mail: shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxxxxxx
Disclaimer: Unfortunately I do not own any of the BtVS characters 
(extremely sad face), they belong to Joss. I'm only taking them out 
to play, it's for fun, and nothing more.
Archive: Gary, Bill, Quin, Stephanie, all other feel free to just 
e-mail me first.
Pairing: B/W of sorts
Notes: . No challenge (I`m still waiting and starting to get 
nervous), It's just me being silly. Hope you enjoy.

Beer foamy, feedback good.
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"Hey Angel, is it true," shouted the demented fruit bat.

The vampire teddy knew he should just keep walking and ignore the 
fruit bats taunting but he didn't, "No Shadow, I didn`t. What`s up?"

"The sky for one thing, but seriously is it true that you've been 
consorting with a Barbie doll you found in the woods, even heard you 
call her Willow. Better not let the Bunny slayer find out," teased 
the fruit bat.

"That's insane, where did you hear it."

"Oh it's the talk of the forest, I even heard that Alex and Sammy got 
pictures to prove it."

"I see, leave it to those to start something like this," replied the 
brooding vamp.

A mischievous smile came accrosed Shadow's face, "Now don't get your 
Teddy bear self all riled up now and do something stupid. I mean 
Alex has hooked up Buffy's cousin and Sammy well is Sammy. You 
wouldn't want the Bunny slayer to kick your butt again would you."

"What are you talking about . Buffy never beat me up," replied Angel 
getting more frustrated by the second at the fruit bats ravings.

"She didn't I could have swore you made a pass at her little red fox 
and she almost kicked the stuffing's out of you, pun intended," 
snickered Shadow.

A frown came accrosed Angel's face as he realized that he had yet 
again been had by the fruit bat, "Why do you always have to do this 
to me," pouted the vampire teddy bear.

"Two reasons. One it's pretty fun, and two you're just way to 
gullible. Well I got a gin rummy tournament to get to so I had 
better fly out of here," responded Shadow as she took off into the 
night air laughing hysterically.

Shadow walked into Alex and Faith's den, "Hey Alex are we ready to 
get this show on the road or not?"

"Almost, where still waiting for Buffy, Willow, her cousin, and Sammy 
to show," replied the badger as he handed the fruit bat a glass of  
jungle juice.

"How come we're always waiting on those four, they left tadpole pound 
before we did," replied Xander.

"Their probably up to some kind off mischief," Cordelia.

"Yeah you're probably right," responded Xander.
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Buffy and Willow walked into the den with Willow's shy cousin close 
behind. "Hey let's get this party started," shouted the Bunny slayer.

"Sounds good to me," replied Shadow, "But where's Sammy."

"Not sure, he said that he had to fetch a couple of things and we 
should start without him."

"Alright your heard Buffy Alex, break out the cards," shouted the 
fruit bat.

Uh, before we start I just have on question," said the fez wearing 
monkey.

"Ok, go ahead and shoot scooter boy," replied the Bunny slayer, as 
her friends started to giggle.

"well since most of us are here I was kinda wondering which one of 
you thought it would be funny to fork my tree."

"Fork your tree, what in the world are you talking about," Asked 
Willow as she tried to hold back her laughter.

"I mean someone stuck several dozen forks in the ground in all around 
my tree, do you know what it feels like to climb down from a tree and 
start stepping on plastic forks sticking out of the ground."

"No but I'm sure your going to tell us," chuckled the Bunny slayer.

"Sorry if your little feeties are sore," Replied Willow as she and 
her cousin joined the in the laughter.

Xander looked over at the fruit bat and saw that she was laughing 
just as hard as the others, he turned in Alex and Faith's 
direction, "Can I get some help here,"

"'Fraid not Xander my badger her was kinda the master mind behind the 
operation," giggled the brunettes rabbit.

"Just great, it's an out and out conspiracy, at least Sammy wasn't 
involved," replied a frustrated circus monkey.

"Sammy not involved, come on Xander. you should know better than 
that ," replied Buffy.

"So he was in on it too,"

"Heck he wanted to put motor oil on your tree so you would slid down 
onto the forks, fortunately Alex was there to remind him you actually 
might get hurt if he did that."

Oh, my Giles is going to flip," exclaimed Willow.

"Why, because we forked Xander's tree," inquired Buffy.

"No because of that ," exclaimed the red fox pointing towards the 
entrance to Alex's den.

Everyone tuened their heads towards the front of the den and watched 
as Sammy strolled in carrying a brown paper bag in one hand and a 
bottle of Eucalyptus Jack in the other. He was wearing his ray-bans 
along with Giles WW II fighter pilot hat.

Sammy why have you got Giles hat," demanded the Bunny slayer.

"He let me borrowing," reassured the Koala.

"And why would he let you borrow his fighter hat."

"Because I agreed to start looking for a place of my own."

"I guess the grey old owl will do anything to get rid of a half 
insane Koala," piped in Shadow.

"Half insane," Sammy said as he cocked his head towards the fruit 
bat, "I'll have you know according to Giles I'm certifiable."

"He's telling the truth," replied the bunny slayer as both the fox's 
nodded in agreement.

Sammy sat down at the table and popped the cap on the Eucalyptus 
Jack, "You know what we need to go with this don't you?"

"I'm already one step ahead of you Sammy," replied the badger as he 
began sitting glasses filled 2/3 of the way with froggy cola in front 
of everyone. Sammy then topped of each glass with some Eucalyptus 
Jack.  

"Here`s to taunting vampire teddy bears, picking on Xander and 
harassing the weasel boys as they work away on the chain gang," 
replied the fruit bat.

"Cheers," everyone including the circus monkey said in unison.

Sammy tilted the fighter hat forward on his head and leaned in on the 
table, "There we where me and good old snoopy surrounded by an army 
of escaped circus monkeys, I thought to myself, self this is the 
end. But then good old snoops he whips out a red scooter and they 
all ran away."

Hey, let me try that," shouted Shadow.  

Sammy tossed her the hat, which she placed on her head, "We where in 
the French cantina, me and good old snoopy when all the sudden a 
bunch of weasels burst in demanding passage to Australia so they 
could rescue their leader, This blonde rabbit jumps up from the 
corner and wipes the floor with them. Me and snoops congratulated 
the rabbit and went back to drinking sarsaparillas."

"My turn," shouted the red fox, who was quickly tossed the hat, "One 
time in band camp...."

"Willow what has that got to do with WW II or snoopy," inquired the 
blonde rabbit.

"Uh nothing, forget I said it," replied Willow tossing the hat to her 
shy cousin.

Buffy put her arm around the red fox, "I didn't mean to hurt your 
feelings."

"Don't worry you didn't."

"Good," replied Buffy as she began to gently nibble at Willows ear.

The shy fox placed the fighter cap on her head, "Heh, we where 
flying over the skies of France, it was just me and snoopy when 
suddenly out of no where comes a sqwuad of penguins, Snoopy he cuts 
to the right and I cut to the left. then we both spin around in 
behind the penguins, then BAM."

"Hey that was a good one," replied Alex, "but if all of you don't 
mind, I believe we got a gin rummy tournament to get under way."

"OK let's get the show on the road," said the blonde rabbit as 
everyone nodded in approval.

As the badger started dealing out the cards Sammy began pulling 
mushrooms out of the brown sack.

"Hey Koala boy, what's with the mushrooms," asked the fruit bat.

"The're a special party favore," replied the Koala.

"Have you been into Giles white lighting Sammy, there's nothing 
special about mushrooms, the're all over the forest," replied the 
bunny slayer.

"Ahh, but your wrong, these are special mushrooms I got from outside 
Froggy Garcia's pad," responded the Koala.

"Hey I heard about those, they say they are stronger than the owls 
white lighting," replied the fruit bat as she started grabbing 
mushrooms and tossing them to everyone.

Alex caught the mushroom that shadow had tossed to him and smiled at 
the group, "OK, if we are going to eat these things everyone is 
crashing here tonight, I don't want you guys roaming around the 
forest after eating Froggy Garcia's mushrooms."



The End....Hope it wasn't to silly but I just had to right something 
like this because the twisted little muse who whispers to me when no 
one else is around struck me <lol>









 







 







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