Secret Identities

["Bill LaBarbera" <asagiri@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

To: The Director of Public Safety, Sam (I am) and Tater

Subject: Secret Identities


I have just recently found out that one of the members of this list
is 
not what they appear to be. Our Chief of Security (Quin) who has been 
mascerading as a human for sometime now and is in reality a "Bampire" 
Bat!!! Yes, it is true. Our Quin is a shape-shifter. Ahhh, now you
ask 
what is a "Bampire" Bat? A "Bampire" Bat is generally harmless and 
hides in the dark areas of wooded North America. They are primarily 
seen in Las Vegas and Atlantic City but reports have placed them 
further west towards California. They are generally quiet, but become 
extremely dangerous when they see someone eating their favourite
food, 
Eucalyptus leaves. They will attack with a large wet noodle knocking 
the victim clueless for several days and fly away with their 
ill-gotten goods. 

If you see this "Bampire" Bat in the Sunnydale woods in it's natural 
form or walking around as "Quindo Ma" in the Gutter walk away slowly 
and alert the nearby psychiatric ward so they can break our their 
butterfly nets and catch this pest. 

Sam (I Am) I suggest you be especially careful as you go about eating 
your leaves, and I would suggest taking the "Chosen Two" or the Bunny 
Slayer with you when walking about the Gutter or Sunnydale Forest.

Tater, as head of the UVE, one of the other favourite foods of a 
"Bampire" Bats are tomato juice, freshly squeezed. You should warn
the 
tomatoes, vampire and otherwise, to be aware of this danger.

Bill

Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial Affairs.