RE: Secret Identities, part 2

["Bill LaBarbera" <asagiri@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

To: Chief of Security of the Senior Executive Committee of List 
Gutter Affairs
and Wet Noodle Master of the Universe
Owner of the Gutter Bunker
Unofficial bait boy and self declared Kimber fan #1
Personal servant of the List Gutter Lust Goddess
Worships the ground Pat walks on.
Lover of the love scenes from Shyfox.
Occasional writer.

RE: Your Secret Identity


Quin, well of course everyone in the forest is a shape-shifter. That 
is a given, me spies however reported that not only are you a large 
cat, but you are a large cat that shape-changes into a "Bampire" Bat.

That was what my spies found out. You see that is why you are larger 
than most cats and have the special ability to blend into the 
"Shadow's" so well. "Bampire" Bats have two forms, their cat or 
cat-like form which they use during the day and their "Bampire" Bat 
which they change into at night.

As for your eucalyptus and tomato problem, I have written and 
documented (pictures, and lots of them <G>) of you stealing into the 
edge of the forest and wiping out entire eucalyptus trees and tomato 
patches in the nearby hot-houses. I even have pictures of you
stalking 
a certain demented fruit bat and a Shy fox. So do not deny it.
Now being a relatively unobtrusive and un-noticed member of the
forest 
I am willing to let this go by for the peace of the forest. But no 
more secrets. Secrets are a bad and are not your friend.

Bill

Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial Affairs.
Official Star Trek Red-Shirt and Forest Gopher