Re: The Directorate of Nonsensical Mayhem's state of the gutter report

["Femvamp " <femvamp000@xxxxxxxxx>]

To: The Director of Public Safety.
Chief of Security of the Senior Executive Committee 
All other Gutter Directorates

CC:	The Vegetable Empire
President Gutter-Canadian Benevolent Society, International 
Brotherhood of Guttershoremen 
The undercover gutter-dwelling scooter-trash
All other interested parties
> 
> From: The High Crazy of the Mad Poets League
> 
> RE: Gutter situation report
> 
> 1. Sadly the directorate of nonsensical mayhem has ran out of Riley 
> and wolf-boy voodoo dolls, the demand was simply more than we have 
> anticipated. We are researching a means to obtain more and will 
> notify the residents of the gutter when they arrive. 

If the need for such Voodoo dolls (We have heard of the evil plauge 
you call Riley and Wolf-Boy) my fellow Mad Poets and I will help in 
any way we can. Although we do not have any of the said voodoo dolls, 
we may know someone who can get them for you. 

> 4. The first annual trick or treat bash is fast approaching, so get 
> ready, grab a costume, and your best party favorites. It will take 
> place at the gutter lake, and will commence at midnight with a jet 
> sky race, all participants will be required to wear neon life wet 
> life vest for safety reasons, all other clothing for this race is 
> optional. We hope to see everyone out their. Please note do top 
> the close proximity to the woods out back we would like to remind
the 
> party go'ers to please feed the animals, they like candy. Also
> we would like to warn any would be party go'ers to think twice
> before taking funny looking mushrooms from a sunglasses wearing 
> Koala, they tend to have strange effects on humans

We at the Mad Poets applaud you safetly procedures. We have seen one 
too many accidents where life vests were not used. We just have one 
question. You said that 'all other clothing is optional.' Well my 
group and I enjoy races in the nude and we are wondering if that
would 
break any of your rules.


Femvamp 

High Crazy of the Mad Poets League