From: JStrass <JStrass@xxxxxxxxx>
Hi Folks,
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Back in the old days, in my previous life on another list, we had an "official greeter" (OK, she was a werewolf who tended the potted lurker palm forest and kept it healthy so the lurkers had someplace safe to hide...but that's another story) who would explain the list geography to the new people. Is there anyone, or perhaps a brave suc..er, um, volunteer (yeah, that's the word I'm looking for) who could help us new folks get the lay of the land so to speak?
To quote an alright actor in a really piss poor movie, "I'm your huckleberry." I guess. The gutter-list is basically laid out like this: Its a gutter. And outback there's a woods and a lake where the salmon is really good in season and the teenage skinny-dippers are good all year round. (Or so I've heard. And no I've had ABSOLUTLEY nothing to do with any recently reported disappearances.) Be careful in the gutter-sewers because various Riley-beasts are often spotted there and we must wait for the all clear from the Director of Public Safety and the Security Chief before going back. And for godsake stay away from the attack lawyers, last week alone the Guttershoremen's Brotherhodd lost eight, er, "associates" to them. The Woods outback are the site of much zaniness, usually led by a certain Koala and Badger. Anyway, since I have fairly poor vision and a burning desire to go eat a swimmer, er, berries rather I'm going back to the Woods Outback to see if I can get my hands on a large quantity of Jungle Juice.
Grr Arr, HonouredFool IPresident Gutter-Canadian Benevolent Society, International Brotherhood of Guttershoremen.
High Priest of Listianity. Gus the Grizzly Chairperson of the Shyfox for Queen of the Universe Campaign. Supporter of all our wonderful bards.Proud Member of the BtVS Writer's Guild ~~Because Fic makes anything possible.
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