Re: [buffywantswillow] Looking for a home

["The Wombat" <thewombat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Welcome gorgeous. Sorry so late in repying, been packed out recently. I saw
your mate tonight, GB on good form, hope you are well, JP

> *A large, black and red, somewhat bedraggled night time bird of unknown
> species which rather fond of booze, slash, caffeine, chocolate and
pretzels
> half flies/ half stumbles into the forest*
>
> I'm looking for a home, been travelling for awhile - been all over South
> Africa, Ireland and the UK. All I need is a tall tree and booze, slash,
> caffeine, chocolate and pretzels, in return I'll keep a watchful eye on
> anything that needs watching and will painfully dive-bomb anti B/W
> 'shippers. Will slash anything in sight.
>
> Can I move into the forest? *puppy dog eyes - which I might add, look very
> bizarre on a bird*
>
> Hangs upside down from a tree branch on the outskirts of the forest
waiting
> for any reply.
>
> - Nightbird.