Looking for a home

["Nightbird (Night Time Spike)" <night.time@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

*A large, black and red, somewhat bedraggled night time bird of unknown
species which rather fond of booze, slash, caffeine, chocolate and pretzels
half flies/ half stumbles into the forest*

I'm looking for a home, been travelling for awhile - been all over South
Africa, Ireland and the UK. All I need is a tall tree and booze, slash,
caffeine, chocolate and pretzels, in return I'll keep a watchful eye on
anything that needs watching and will painfully dive-bomb anti B/W
'shippers. Will slash anything in sight.

Can I move into the forest? *puppy dog eyes - which I might add, look very
bizarre on a bird*

Hangs upside down from a tree branch on the outskirts of the forest waiting
for any reply.

- Nightbird.
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