Re: New Gutter Security System

["Femvamp " <femvamp000@xxxxxxxxx>]

TO: Chief of Security of the Senior Executive Committee of List Gutter 
Affairs and Wet Noodle Master of theUniverse
RE: Everyone else

HELP! LET ME OUT! I WANT OUT!

I am clastro...I am scared of closed in spaces. Please. I'll be 
good. <Hehe> No more pitchforks for me. Well except for my groups 
yearly New Years festivitys when they are necessary. (Really they 
are. 

No more mob violence for me. Well at least until next time.


Femvamp
High Crazy of the Society of Mad Poets



--- In buffywantswillow@xxxxxxxxxxx, "Quindo Ma" <quindo.ma@c...> 
wrote:
> From: SC of the SECoLGA
> To: DoP
> CC: All higher members of the SECoLGA
> Please forward to: every list member
> 
> In request of multiple of the writers on the list, mostly to protect 
them from mobs, the SECoLGA jas
> been asked to install a new security system. After a long debate in 
the inner circle of the
> security, and an invitation of tenders, I can assure you, that the 
new system is already finished
> and working perfectly.
> 
> Also, this should explain to all of you why you are suddenly trapped 
in a small area, held in place
> by energy fields. This is to ensure that Shyfox and Cilia can work 
properly on their stories. Don't
> be afraid, together with the new security system, and with the help 
of the funds collected lately (I
> bet you all wondered why you suddenly had to pay these amounts of 
money =)), we have installed high
> tech computers, and a gutter spanning TVR (True Virtual Reality, 
further referred to as 'Net'). This
> system is specifically set up for the Gutter inhabitants to 
communicate with each other, and allows
> full visual and audio contact, without being anywhere near the 
other.
> 
> This is only an EMERGENCY SYSTEM. Please understand that. It is 
extremely power hungry, and can only
> be used in cases where the Gutter practically begins to spill over. 
The only thing that will be used
> relatively often, is the partial activation. We will use that every 
time someone thinks he can just
> do what he/she wants, without permission from the SECoLGA.
> 
> As soon as the folks here have calmed down a little -- and Stefan 
and Shy, you better make sure that
> happens soon-- the system will be deactivated again. As for now, use 
your time to write your own
> stories, read old ones again, or explore the Net
> 
> Regards,
> 
> Quin
> 
> 
> Chief of Security of the Senior Executive Committee of List Gutter 
Affairs
> and Wet Noodle Master of the Universe
> Owner of the Gutter Bunker
> Unofficial bait boy and self declared Kimber fan #1
> Personal servant of the List Gutter Lust Goddess
> Worships the ground Pat walks on.
> Lover of the love scenes from Shyfox.
> Occasional writer.