Re: Smurf Infestation in the LGA and Amazon Forest

[Tater <tater@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

From: Head of the United Vegetable Empire

Subject: Smurf infestation


Yes, please authorize the Wet Noodle Nukes immediately. This infestation
must be stopped before any more innocent, or not-so-innocent vegetables are
lost to this horror. Feel free to nuke any real-estate belonging to the
Vegetable Empire. We are willing to make sacrifices to deal with the
crisis. If the plague of Smurfs is not stopped soon, we will be forced to
give the dreaded Insane Brocolli sharp objects and turn them loose on the
Smurfs. No one wants that. We'd end up having to steam half the Gutter and
most of the Woods Out Back to get the Brocolli back in their cages.


tater (Vegetables of the world unite!)
Head of the United Vegetable Empire