Story: Allies & Enemies: Francis Doyle

["Femvamp " <femvamp000@xxxxxxxxx>]

OK 4 posts in a row, I'll stop now

TITLE: Allies & Enemies: Francis Doyle
AUTHOR: Femvamp
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Francis Doyle

Ok I didn't see this one coming and I call myself a seer. What did 
the Powers That Be take the night off? Wouldn't be the first time. 
Oh well. 

The goddess lady offered us a normal life. Hell I don't have to be a 
seer to know that none of us are going to take it. Come on. She 
wouldn't have offered it to us if she knew we'd take it. That's the 
whole point. 

Give us the choice so we can't blame them anymore.

Ok now you're saying that's awfully cynical of you. Well I'm a 
cynical guy. You'd be cynical too if you got mind numbing headaches. 
But I'm not complaining. These damn headaches helped me meet 
Cordelia. 

Yeah yeah. I know she's in love with Detective Lockley. I can deal 
with that. I can deal with the half demon part of me too. I can deal 
with a lot of things. I'm Francis Doyle half demon, half-human half 
drunk out of my mind at the moment. 

Oh but you don't want to here that. You want to here why I love 
Cordelia. Well that's easy. She's a princess. Now you want to here 
why she doesn't love me. Well I'm a toad. Well not really but you 
get the drift. Besides she is in love with Kate. I won't get in the 
way of that. 

She's not my destiny. I know that. My destiny lies elsewhere. Maybe 
someday I'll find my very own princess. Maybe not, but either way, 
you don't have to be a seer to know how much Kate and Cordy are in 
love.

Even a blind man can see that.

And even a blind man can see that a normal life would bore us to 
tears.

Well I'm starting to feel sick now.

Gotta go.

By the way do any of you know where the toilet is?