Re: Dawn dating difficulties

["Femvamp " <femvamp000@xxxxxxxxx>]

LOL. That's all I have to say about this.


--- In buffywantswillow@xxxxxxxxxxx, "Shadow" <Shadowlander1@g...> 
wrote:
> This all started while I was bugging our beloved listmum tonight and
> made the comment: "You're older sister is the Slayer.... oh yeah you're
> dating life is going to be hell."
> 
> From that comment I completely went off the deep end and came up with
> the following. Did I mention that I am bored out of my ever-loving
> skull at the moment? :)
> 
> The top ten difficulties Dawn is going to have when she starts dating:
> 
> 10} Your sister has your boyfriend investigated by Angel Investigations.
> 9} Your sister expanses her patrol route to include wherever you are
> going to be while on your date.
> 8} The ex-demon that works in the magic shop telling you that all men
> are evil and should be destroyed, except for Xander... and Giles because
> he is old.
> 7} The Bill Idol impersonates your sister pays to follow you around on
> your date.
> 6} Your sister gives you a charm to ward off fungus demons and the
> roaming hands of teenage boys.
> 5} Your sister's insistence of sharpening "Mr. Pointy" when your date
> arrives and preceding to give him the "talk" about the dangers of
> touching her little sister ANYWHERE.
> 4} The fact that everywhere you go on your date your sister or one of
> her friends just happen to show up... stupid tracking spell.
> 3} One word... "Harmony"
> 2} The dreaded "Demon test" - which apparently involves that Billy Idol
> impersonator taking a swing at your date or jumping out of from behind a
> door to scare the guy. Honestly all of your sister's friends are so
> bizarre.
> And the number 1 reason}
> Your sister SLAYS in front of your date then wants to know when he will
> have you home.
> 
> 
> 
> Shadow -
> Dir. of Pub. Safety of the SECLGA and Chief Dungeon Keeper.
> Vampire Teddy Bear and Flying Fox {Fruit Bat} of the Woods Outback.
> The Big Bad and Little Comma.