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Sunnydale Assosated Press release
Random Koala sightings Resume (Sunnydale Associated Press): After a
month of inactivity students of UC Sunnydale are once again reporting
random sightings of a shades wearing Koala. The Koala is believed to
be harmless and has not done any damage with the exception of a
biting incident involving one Riley Finn. Witness blame the incident
on Mr. Finn. "Riley had it come me and my wife tried to tell him not
to get to close because Koalas can't stand the excessively boring,"
Stated one Mrs. Willow
Rosenberg-Summers. After interviewing Mr. Finn the Sunnydale Police
commissioner made the falling statement, "We have determined that Mr.
Finn is indeed excessively boring and had no business trying to
approach the Koala who is know to innocently roam the campus." When
asked by reporters if the police had any of intentions on trying to
contain the Koala the commissioner replied that they have enough
problems in Sunnydale to worry about a Koala. So for now it looks
like this mysterious Koala has once again returned to his roaming and
perhaps done us all a favor by biting Mr. Finn.
Sam (I Am)
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