OT: I'm back :-D

[Kimber <kacoe@xxxxxxx>]

Ahem.


Listmum's back. Well, I've been back for quite some time. . .only now
am I able to sit and breath and write you all. Life's been hectic. .
.it seems that I left work for three days and everything is just
haywire. Just goes to prove that they can't live without a network
administrator for 3 lousy days. . .I have at least 3 weeks of work ahead
of me to untangle the mess they made of my poor server. . .and lets not
even get into the fact that there's a literal tangle of wires just
crying out to be straightened and routed to the hub ::shakes head in
dismay over computer illiterate people who *think* they know where this
little wire goes to and how the network certainly won't crash if they
unplug that wire over there who *seems* to have no purpose::


::sigh::


So I see you've all been busy little beavers while I was away. Uh-huh.
Now don't even try to give me that innocent look, we all know the halo
over the head only works on Bill's son Matthew and Heather's daughter
Dana. I know what mischief you're all capable of. . .and there are claw
marks on the hot tub to prove it. But how the pink boa feathers are
still sticking to the ceiling. . .well, I'm not sure I want to know
about *that* crazy little venture ;)


I would like my crazy little comma to relinquish the liquor cabinet keys
if she wouldn't mind. And no, I won't wait until you drop them off at
the locksmith for copying. Didn't think I'd catch on to the whole
"they're in my other fruit bat suit" thing, now did you?


And would someone *please* get those poor cows off the top of that
building. They've been mooing in distress up there for so long, they've
practically lost their voices. Hoarse cows in the Woods Outback just
won't do. . .

As far as the equipment room goes, I know I've been lienient in the
past, but you guys really went haywire this time. I mean really. . .who
signed out the six jars of honey, two camcorders, one pair of leather
cuffs, one lime green feather boa, one cat-o-nine-tails and three pairs
of speedos? Come on guys, you know the speedo's are strictly for
amusement purposes. Those things can be dangerous in the wrong hands
you know. If you don't believe me, re-watch the episode of "Go Fish".
Personally, I'm still having nightmares. ::shudder::


As far as Florida goes, well, it was nice to get away and be with my
best friend again. ::sigh:: We've been friends for 10 years. . .and we
were a couple for 2 of them (don't ask. . .it's complicated. lol) He
left me for warmer pastures last October and I get down there every
chance I get. I didn't get to see Shyfox cuz she was sick, as she
stated at the beginning of her wonderful fic recently, but we'll meet
next time I go down there for sure. As for the Dark Lobster, well, what
do you think?? Of *course* I'd see her!!! We hung out Saturday and
Sunday. It was great to see her again. Yes, again. heh. I was down
for a weekend in September and that was the first time we met. and of
course I forgot my camera. duh. Isn't it amazing the relationships you
build over the internet?? Lisa is one of my best friends and I wouldn't
trade her for the world two times over. She's really something special
in my life and she's changed it for the best. You have *no* idea.
::sigh:: Okay, some seriousness snuck in there when I wasn't looking.
. .ooh!! Speaking of camera's (stop right there, I know what you're
thinking and that's not it ::evil grin::). . .I remembered it this
time!! A woo and a hoo for me. So if you're interested you can see the
Lobsters up close and personal. lol. And there's a shot of Me, my best
friend Chris and his boyfriend Matt too! (hey, I said it was
complicated. didn't I? ::smirk::)


So...that about wraps up my little "I'm back so you'd better start
behaving damnit" letter. Questions? Comments? Too much information?
Oh well, I was in the sharing mood. ::shrug::


Proof that Lobsters really do exist!!!


--
~~Kimber

"Lisa's Personal-Pit Pet" *eg*
a.k.a. The Light Lobster
The Masked Road Runner
List Tourist number 2
List Gutter Lust Goddess (yeah, I've finally given into my fate)
Proud Member of the BtVS Writer's Guild - Because Fic makes anything
possible.