Re: End of Month Gutter Report

["Femvamp " <femvamp000@xxxxxxxxx>]

TO: All Department Heads, UVE, and all other Interested Parties
FROM: Femvamp - Head Crazy of The Mad Poets League 
SUBJECT: RE: End of Month Gutter Report and recap of Week-long
Christmas/New Years Block Party

> 
> Item 1:
> Femvamp will you please get the naked poet standing on top of the 
Amazon
> Communal Bath House reciting the "Ode to Rudolph" poem for the nine
> millionth time. While it was amusing the first dozen or so times,
> including that one time while doing the ancient Amazon Sword and 
Spear
> dance that has been banded in Utah and most of the American Bible 
belt
> as "erotic" and "amoral"... the novelty has worn off and the amazons
> want to go to sleep.
> 

Sorry about that. I told them they could sing the song only eight 
million times. Nine million was totally out of hand. I will speak 
to them on the matter. By the way the Amazon Sword and Spear Dance 
is now also banned in Georgia. Which is why we're planning a trip 
there when it gets warmer.
> 
Femvamp
Head Crazy of THe Society of Mad Poets
Proud Member of the BTVS Writers Guild- Cause I understand denial