My muse

[femvamp0@xxxxxxx]

To: Director of Public Safety 
CC: All interested parties
RE: Lost muse

I think I should bring it to your attention that my muse has run away. She 
is very dangerous when she is out of my site. She is more then capable of 
causing insanity when not listened too. I do admit I haven't been paying her 
her due attention but still a run away muse is a dangerous thing.

If you see her please send her back to me before she causes real harm to an 
unsuspecting bard. Trust me it ain't pretty.


Femvamp
Head Crazy of the Society of Mad Poets (Located in the darkest part of the 
list gutter- cause we like it dark)