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Anne-Lise ponders, smiling warmly. "I guess I did drink a little 
too much last week, because most of it was a blur. I woke up in my 
old four-poster bed on Sunday, which I found odd, because I don't 
live there anymore. I still have no idea how I got there. Also, 
someone ate all my Weetabix!" She sniffles. "Anyway, I'm in a bit of 
a fugue at the moment as my current love has packed and left, so 
writing helps fill the void she left in my life. That, and my Buffy 
box-set collection." She gives you a weak smile. "I'm glad you like 
my fics, I just hope I'm not boring you all!"

--

*brr* *brr* *click*
"Hello. You're on-air with Hellmouth FM, the acoustic rock station 
that Watches over all your needs. Today, the G-Man himself is taking 
calls and breaking balls in an attempt to solve your supernatural 
dilemmas. And this caller's name is..."
"Er... Doris!" said Willow's nervous voice. In the background, 
someone that sounded suspiciously like Xander chuckled. 'Doris!'
"Welcome to the show... Doris. And what would your supernatural 
dilemma be?"
"I've fallen in love with my best friend, but I'm worried my ex will 
be jealous," Doris blurted.
"I... see." said the G-man. "And this is a supernatural dilemma 
because?"
"Oh! Well, my ex is a werewolf. He gets real mean when he's jealous."
"Ah! I can fully understand your problem. I too once dated a gypsy 
cyberwitch who became a demon and wanted to eat my heart, but it all 
came out in the wash."
"Um?"
"My situation was easily resolved. An agent of darkness saved me the 
bother of warding my house against evil, by kicking in the front door 
and breaking her neck. Problem solved, you see!"
"Nnh? I should break my ex's neck?"
"Sure! And if that doesn't work, try a bullet made from your 
mother's finest silverware."
"I don't think..."
"Just borrow a gun from your new boyfriend... After all he spends 
far too much time in the basement as it is..."
"Hey!" A hurt tone rang out from behind Doris.
"And problem solved!"

*click*

"Hello? Hello? I guess the young lady has gone away to consider my 
advice. Next caller please!"

*

Willow rounded on Xander. "See, I told you it was a stupid idea."
"Hey, it was worth a try." Xander shrugged. "After all, it was you 
that drove him over the deep end when you told him about your 
relationship with Buffy..."


--- In buffywantswillow@y..., Troll <troll0012000@y...> wrote:
> Anne-Lise: Loved the poem and fics, but i think you
> drank too much jungle juice trying to keep track
> ofthat many stories.