Re: End of the Month Gutter Report

["Brian Harvey" <honouredfool@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

TO: Director of Public Safety
CC: All other Gutter type people
RE: End of Month List Gutter Safety Report
> Item 1:
> <snip>
The List Jedi ask that you please return the three stolen light sabers to 
our Headquarters, we promise no action will be taken. Well, not really.
> Item 2:
The List Jedi have sent emissaries to the Holy Order of Garbage Pail kids 
asking them to shut the hell up because they are disturbing the lessons of 
our paduwan. We have informed Oscar IV if he does not comply the Council 
will have no choice but to unleash our most feared enforcer, Sam I Am. And 
frankly, that Oscar character could use an eyebrow wax.

> Item 4:
> Item 5:
> Item 6:

That just wasn't fair.

> Item 7:
> This moment of insanity was brought to you by... OH My GOD Harmony's
> armed and the keep Ms. Edith tied to a chair organization for the better
> meant of the list gutter. : - P

Has anyone seen the listdad? Will he stand for this sort of treatment of Ms 
Edith?
> Item 8:
> Femvamp ... I do believe I have found your missing muse.

SO that's what that thing was.
> That is all we now return you to your regularly scheduled fanfics. : )

> From high atop the List Jedi Tower, Southeast Gutter,

HonouredFool. List Jedi Master. Charter Member of GWBNS. CHAOS, spawn of 
Mischief and Mayhem. Founder of the Church of Taramonkeylove.

~With a kiss, I die.~
--Romeo--


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