Re: OT: What if...

["thoth" <thoth183@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

1. A werewolf in serious need of anti-depressants who owns stock in a hair
gel company.
2. All his friends wonder why Tony McD *never* stops grinning.
3. WHOO-YAAHH!!!
4. Willow: "Okay...so...she's a demon." (with apologies to Bill Murray)
5. Eeewwww.
6. Giles goes to art school, Xander discovers life without constant
embarressment, Willow and Tara teach Buffy the true meaning of 'silent
communication' <g>, and Beefsti...uh, sorry...Riley...well...nobody really
notices any difference.
7. Buffy is assigned to the X-Files, and Mulder wonders why Scully seems
*much* more relaxed all the time <eg>.
8. Spike finds out who's *really* the Big Bad. (Go Ripper!)
9. Instead of dissecting them, the Initiative scientists get the demons to
vent about their troubled childhoods and then enroll them in anger
management classes. Adam becomes poster-demon for diversity in the
workplace.
10. Oooh goodie! Buffy/Dawn/Tara catfight. (hehehe)


And you thought *you* had a twisted mind,


thoth (going back to lurking now)


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Sent: Wednesday, March 14, 2001 10:24 AM
Subject: OT: What if...


>
> What if...
>
> 1. Oz bit Angel?
> 2. Buffy got addicted to the Rocket Launcher after The Judge?
> 3. Willow discovers Spandex?
> 4. Tara became a Fyarl demon in Family?
> 5. Riley got Buffy pregnant when Faith was in her body?
> 6. Buffy was the only one in Sunnydale who got her voice back when she
smashed the box in The Gentlemen?
> 7. Buffy joined the FBI between season 2 and 3.
> 8. In Nightmares, Buffy bit Giles?
> 9. The Initiative was run by Oprah Winfrey?
> 10. Willow is the keyhole?
>
> Anne-Lise.
>