Re: OT: What if...

["Jim Means" <Jim_D_Means@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

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Sent: Wednesday, March 14, 2001 7:24 AM
Subject: OT: What if...



What if...

1. Oz bit Angel?
He'd lose his soul during nights of the full moon?

2. Buffy got addicted to the Rocket Launcher after The Judge?
"So, Riley, what exactly were you doing with that vamp groupie?"

3. Willow discovers Spandex?
Party at Tara's place!

4. Tara became a Fyarl demon in Family?
Spike paid to interpret during romantic moments between Willow and Tara.

5. Riley got Buffy pregnant when Faith was in her body?
Riley would have skipped town a lot sooner than he did!

6. Buffy was the only one in Sunnydale who got her voice back when 
she smashed the box in The Gentlemen?
For the first time ever, Riley becomes a tolerable character!  
Anya publishes a bestseller; 'Rude Hand Gestures and You"

7. Buffy joined the FBI between season 2 and 3.
Phrase "Are you trying to Scully me?" takes on a whole new meaning!

8. In Nightmares, Buffy bit Giles?
EWWW!

9. The Initiative was run by Oprah Winfrey?
During Book Club meetings, Riley tries to nominate "PowerPuff Girls" comic

10. Willow is the keyhole?
Uh, I'll leave that one to Carol Clarke.


Anne-Lise.

And thank you Anne for another thought-provoking and laugh-provoking list.

Kirayoshi

"God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of all the other players(ie., everybody), to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules and who smiles all the time."
--Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
"Good Omens"





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