Fic: The Vamp Trap (2/?)

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TITLE: The Vamp Trap
AUTHOR: Angelina (angelina2006@xxxxxxxxxxx)
DISCLAIMER: All characters belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy. 
SUMMARY: Vamp Willow is stuck in the real world, what's to be done?
PAIRING: Buffy/Willow & Cordy/Faith
SPOILERS: Set after Doppelgangland and some reference is made to The 
Wish and Lover's Walk. This however, is an alternate world. Could 
maybe be in the aftermath of Girls Interrupted and My Slayer Lady.
DISTRIBUTION ? You want it? It's yours, just drop me an e-mail.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: All feedback welcome. "Mochas?" "Yes please!" This 
is written in response to a challenge issued by Stephen

 
"Mmmmhmmmm?oh God?yuh huh?right there baby."

"Faith, do you think you could leave her alone for a second? I 
really don't want to hear her porn-star impressions right now."  
Buffy was very pissed off as she had been chosen to restrain Vamp 
Willow on the journey to the mansion.

Faith removed her head from between Cordelia's bosoms. "Well if the 
big guy could find his keys we wouldn'ta got bored, would we?" Angel 
was fumbling through all his pockets, finding stakes, vials of holy 
water, the occasional Life-Saver covered in little pieces of lint.

Vamp-Willow had been watching Faith and Cordelia with some interest. 
She now turned to Buffy, "You spoil everybody's fun."

"Yep, that's me, a regular party-pooper!" Buffy wanted to 
scream. "Nobody cares that maybe I want some fun too, but I can't 
get it because I'm having to make sure that some psychotic vampire 
version of my girlfriend doesn't kill anyone." She sighed heavily.

"Well, if you want fun?" Vamp Willow ran her hand down Buffy's thigh.

"Hands! Hands where we can see them Missy!" Willow was not prepared 
to watch herself feeling up her girlfriend?that was just too twisted.

"Found them!" Angel had finally located the elusive keys and 
unlocked the door. He stepped aside, always the gentleman, letting 
the ladies in first. He tried not to flinch when Vamp-Willow 
squeezed his ass on her way past but it was difficult. All that 
leather got him kind of aroused; he'd only just learned to control 
himself around Faith.

"OK, where are the chains?" Buffy asked, eager to have the vamp 
shackled and out of her hands.

"Over here," Angel hurriedly found the chains and hooked them through 
a big metal thingie protruding from a wall. He pulled hard on them 
to test their strength. Satisfied that they would hold Vamp-Willow 
he stepped well away from her while Buffy and Faith got her chained 
up. 

"Slayers and chains?I could have so much fun in my world with this?
and you'd join us puppy wouldn't you? And I'd ride you all night 
and?"  

"I think that's quite enough." Giles spoke up before any more 
disturbing images of Angel and Willow had engraved themselves on his 
mind. "Now that we have her contained?what are we going to do with 
her?"

This stumped the gang. Coming to the decision to chain her up had 
been difficult enough. None of them had really thought any further 
ahead than that. Buffy looked around, everyone looked deep in 
consideration. Except Faith and Cordelia who seemed to be trying to 
devour each other. Buffy noticed that the group was a few members 
short. 

"Uh, quick question?where is Xander?"

Cordelia extracted herself from Faith's mouth to reply. "Oh, I saw 
Anya dragging him off somewhere on the way over, she was talking 
about getting some `cold, hard milk that makes your head hurt' or 
something."

"Fabulous. Another demon girlfriend. And we thought Cordelia was 
bad enough." Buffy mumbled. Only Faith's enhanced hearing picked up 
on the insult.

"Hey B, you're one to talk, datin' vampires and witches an' all."

"Whatever." She turned to the sensible members of the group. "OK, we 
need ideas and we need them fast. What are our options here?"

"I suppose rehabilitation isn't possible?" asked Willow, 
hopefully. "I mean, can't we train her not to kill people?"

"Yeah Red, I'll get me a whip and a chair and tame her." Faith 
laughed at her suggestion.

"I don't know, I think you'd look pretty hot brandishing a whip," 
said Cordelia, throatily. "I've always had kind of an Indiana Jones 
fetish."

"I'll keep that in mind C." Faith growled, reattaching herself to 
Cordelia's lips.

"Oh for God's sake, get a room!" Buffy shouted.

"Good idea B." And with that Faith and Cordelia slipped out of the 
door towards Angel's staircase.

"Right, now that they've gone, we really need to come up with some 
realistic suggestions," said Buffy.

"I don't think that Willow's suggestion was all that silly. I mean, 
what is Angel if not a rehabilitated vampire?" asked Giles.

"You want to give her her soul back?" Willow enquired, wide eyed.

"Won't that be a bit strange?" Angel piped up. "Won't that mean that 
she's?well ?Willow again? And plus she'll be Willow with an 
incredible amount of guilt and pain?I just think that it might affect 
everyone too deeply to try something like that."

"Yeah, I don't like the thought of having another me in the world?
especially if she was gonna be all broody and start wearing long 
black coats all the time."

"I don't want my soul back, I hate having a soul, it's no fun."

"I think there's only room for one Willow in anyone's world" said 
Buffy, slipping an arm around Willow's shoulders.

"So we're back to square one, sending her back to her own reality, 
which no-one knows how to do." Giles said, exasperated.

"Uh guys, we have another problem."  

Buffy, Willow, Giles and Angel all turned to look at Xander who had 
entered with Anya at his heels.

"Spike's back in town and he's out to get Willow." Xander was 
breathing heavily and had obviously been running. Upon hearing his 
news Willow had snuggled deeper into Buffy's arms.

"How do you know this?" asked Giles.

"We went by Willy's bar, Anya wanted a beer and I knew he wasn't 
exactly discerning about his clientele. Anyway?" he continued, 
ignoring Giles' disapproving stare, "?Willy says that Spike was in 
there earlier tonight mouthing off about how he was gonna make the 
slayer suffer. And that he wasn't taking any chances this time, he 
was gonna kill her girlfriend before she could kick his ass again."

"Great, this is all we need." Buffy muttered, burying her nose in 
Willow's hair while she tried to think.

"Uh, guys?I have a really bad idea." said Willow, echoing Buffy's 
earlier words. The assembled group looked at Willow, then at Vamp 
Willow, then back to Willow. "Spike wants me, right? Well, why 
don't we give him me?only with vamptastic strength?"

"I don't know Will, how would we know that she wouldn't want to join 
him?" Buffy whispered.

"Ummm, coz she knows that there would be two slayers after her if she 
did? One of whom is a bit more anxious to stake her than I'm 
comfortable with." Willow shivered, remembering Faith's earlier 
suggestion.

The group turned again to look at Vamp Willow. She finally realised 
their intentions for her.

"You want me to fight someone. Fine, I like fighting, especially the 
pain and screaming parts. But I am not wearing that fuzzy pink thing?
ever again."

TBC