Re: State of the Gutter: EMERGENCY

[shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx]

Memorandum from the Temple of Mayhem

To: All department heads, The Vegetable Empire, The Woods Out Back , and all
gutter residents

Subject: B/R W/O shippers attack

1. It has recent been brought to our attention that Buffy/Riley shippers and
Buffy/Oz shippers have joined forces and are headed towards our beloved
gutter. We at the Temple of Mayhem can not allow this act of aggression to go
unchecked. As of twenty minutes ago The Temple of Mayhem have summoned the
Dark Gods and are moving to eradicate the attacking forces before they reach the
gutter.

2. We ask all that all woods out back and gutter residents remain calm as
the Dark Jedi have been dispatched to deal with the B/R and W/O shippers.

3. We are confident that the powers of the Dark Jedi will be sufficient to
deal with them before they reach the gutter or woods out back.

4. The Dark Apprentice's are also accompany the Dark Jedi and will be using
not only the hover Tank but the newly equipped Hum-Vee with Ion cannon. 

5. For now we are recommending that the gutter and Woods out back assume a
defensive fighting poster and prepare for the Dark Jedi's victorious return. 
We will assure you that the Riley shippers and Oz shippers will be dealt with
rapidly and in a most viscous manner as the entire Dark Jedi council is
quite upset with them for deciding to try and attack during their annual
PowerPuff Girls marathon.

-- 
Dark Jedi Master Sam

Shadowmage, High priest of Mayhem, Shades wearing
Koala, Thief of the woods out back, tormentor and corruptor at large,
supporter of the bards, fundraising representive of the GBWNS,
chairman of the directorate of Nonsensical Mayhem, Offical guide to 
the edge of insanity, Jungle juice smuggler, Member of the hand of 
Choas carldholder #2.

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