State of the Gutter: EMERGENCY

[Hhdouglas@xxxxxxx]

HEY this is douglas the sasquatch and i have some important 
information i was asked to relay to you and here it it.a few hours 
ago Addrick the badger magistrate was leaning on Willie the mole who 
had ran up here to the sierra mountains and he found out that the b/r 
shippers and the w/o 4evers have joined forces and are planning on 
one last all out attack on the gutter.I suggest that shadow or 
whoever has control of the hovertank presently has it tuned up 
quickly and has the extra heavy weapons that you ussually keep locked 
up in storage added to it.I would also pass out the nuclear powered 
wet noodle launchers to all the residents of the gutter so that they 
will be prepared to repell this upcoming dangerous attack that those 
fanatic nitwits are planning.Addrick is still leaning on Willie the 
mole so if we hear anything new we will let you know asap.