Snippet; Battle of the Brits

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Sorry for the following brain-fart. It just got stuck there, and had to come out somewhere.

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Summary;
Giles deals with a new evil in his own unique way

Battle of the Brits
by Kirayoshi

The demoness peered at her prisoners, smiling sadistically as she began the interrogation. "Now then, Mr. Harris," she declared in a clipped voice, "what is the name of the Slayer, and where does she live?"

Xander strained against the ropes that held his wrists from the ceiling. He looked around the room, where Willow, Tara, Anya and Spike were trussed up in the same way. And that evil woman began to lash at him with her whip again.

"No answer, Mr. Harris?" she tut-tutted. "Is there no beginning to your knowledge?" She lurched around the room, glaring at her other prisoners. "Anyone else care to field the question? Anyone?" She stared hard at Willow, who squirmed under her scrutiny.

The door behind the demoness imploded into a thousand splinters as the Slayer kicked it down hard. "Hands off, sister!" Buffy shouted, as she and Giles rushed into the chamber.

"Buffy, free the hostages, I'll handle this one!" He rammed his shoulder directly into the demoness's midsection, toppling her over. The demoness fumed, shouting, "You will regret this, Watcher!"

"I'd regret it more if I didn't stop you, monster!" Giles shouted. "I've had my suspicions about you, ever since you first appeared on the BBC. But now that you've invaded the States, I can't allow your evil to spread!" He pulled out a small plastic bag of herbs, and tossed the contents over the demoness' head. He muttered a stream of Latin, and the demoness disappeared in a cloud of acrid vapors.

Buffy had finished cutting the ropes that bound her friends, and they assembled together around Giles. Willow cuddled Tara in her arms, while Xander held onto Anya tightly. "So, we got the bitca?" Buffy asked.

"We did, Buffy," Giles announced, wiping the sweat from his brow.

"Uh, Giles," Willow asked, "that was a powerful spell you used. Some kind of transportation spell, I'm guessing?"

"Something like that," Giles answered. "It sent her to a hell-dimension from which she may never return."

Xander then asked, "What was that mumbo-jumbo you shouted at her, anyway?"

"Oh, that," Giles answered, smiling slightly. "It was Latin. Translation; 'You ARE the Weakest Link. Good bye."

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