RE: OT: Gutter's war with B/R shippers and W/O 4evers

["B. Harvey" <honouredfool@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

TO: Director of Public Safety of the SECoLGA
CC: Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerly Affairs, Sceurity 
Chief Quin, United Vegtable Empire, All other concerned parties.
RE: The continuing campaign against B/R shippers and W/O 4evers.

Fearless leader,
Having returned from long exile in foreign lands the personally army of 
Jedi Master Honouredfool (consisting of him and five raging drunks with meat 
cleavers) offer its services to you in your continuing efforts to quell the 
B/R & W/O uprisings. All that we ask is a small payment in the form of that 
nefarious Koala Brand Jungle Juice (tm). Of late our exploits include the 
merciless supression of a crazed horde of barbarians from the clan Angel and 
Cordy Are Dreamy (A-CAD) in the farthest northern reaches of Faithonia.
I remind you that desperate times call for desperate measures...and 
letting us loose in your gutter really is a DESPERATE measure.

HonouredFool. List Jedi Master. Charter Member of GWBNS. CHAOS, spawn of 
Mischief and Mayhem. Founder of the Church of Taramonkeylove.

"As suburban children we floated in swimming pools the temperature of blood; 
pools the colour of Earth as seen from outer space...We would float and be 
naked-pretending to be embryos, pretending to be fetuses"
~~Douglas Coupland, Life After God~~

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