RE: OT: Gutter's war with B/R shippers and W/O 4evers

["BillGopher" <asagiri@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

HF,
For all the hard work you and your personal army have done. I have
4 barrels each of Klingon Bloodwine, Romulan Ale, Cyrene's Mead and 2 cases
JJ and Spiked JJ for your continuing campaign to keep back the barbarian
horde of B/R shippers, A-CAD and W/O 4-Evers.
Well done and let me know if I can help.

Bill L aka Spike Jr.
Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial Affairs to the Senior
Executive Committe of List Gutter Affairs.
Backup (or is that Safety?) Bartender to Sam I Am the Koala
Card-Carrying Member of the Captain Cardboard Must Die and GBWNS (Get Willow
and Buffy Naked Society) GWBNS - Hey, It's a Way of Life.
Resident Gopher in the Sunnydale Forest Woods Outback
Proud Gopher Papa to Matthew Timothy Gopher
Member #3 of the Hand of Chaos
----Original Message-----
From: B. Harvey [mailto:honouredfool@xxxxxxxxxxx]
Sent: Sunday, May 27, 2001 9:38 PM
To: buffywantswillow@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: RE: OT: Gutter's war with B/R shippers and
W/O 4evers


TO: Director of Public Safety of the SECoLGA
CC: Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerly Affairs, Sceurity
Chief Quin, United Vegtable Empire, All other concerned parties.
RE: The continuing campaign against B/R shippers and W/O 4evers.

Fearless leader,
Having returned from long exile in foreign lands the personally army
of
Jedi Master Honouredfool (consisting of him and five raging drunks with
meat
cleavers) offer its services to you in your continuing efforts to quell
the
B/R & W/O uprisings. All that we ask is a small payment in the form of
that
nefarious Koala Brand Jungle Juice (tm). Of late our exploits include the
merciless supression of a crazed horde of barbarians from the clan Angel
and
Cordy Are Dreamy (A-CAD) in the farthest northern reaches of Faithonia.
I remind you that desperate times call for desperate measures...and
letting us loose in your gutter really is a DESPERATE measure.

HonouredFool. List Jedi Master. Charter Member of GWBNS. CHAOS, spawn of
Mischief and Mayhem. Founder of the Church of Taramonkeylove.

"As suburban children we floated in swimming pools the temperature of
blood;
pools the colour of Earth as seen from outer space...We would float and be
naked-pretending to be embryos, pretending to be fetuses"
~~Douglas Coupland, Life After God~~

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