To: Dark Jedi Council, Tater, United Vegetabe Empire, Shyfox, Carol Mongoose and other List Gutter Residents Subject: Framing of our Beloved Dir. of Public Safety. Item #1 - After much work, we of the Dark Jedi Council now beleive that Shadow was kidnapped. However the naked Riley pictures and the Valentine's Day Cards were planted by the evil Riley 'Shippers, however the Naked Martha Stewart was found to be Shadows. And so in concert with our Dark Master Jedi Sam, we are breaking out the weapons for the List Gutter Militia to hunt the Riley Shippers down. We have also enlisted the assistance of the Amazon Nation under Queen Gabrielle and her consort Xena to supply us with trackers since they have spotted small groups of Riley 'Shippers about the Woods Outback and to find the rest of their lairs, we will then send in the HoverTanks and Militia to root them out after destroying their main HQ. Item #2 - Quin, Xena would like to kow what you are doing with Naked pictures of Gabrielle bathing and in the Amazon Sweat Lodge. Just as a personal note, she was last seen sharpening her Chakram and muttering "he's gonna die, he's gonna die slowly!" Bill Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial Affairs Former Dark Jedi Apprentice to Jedi Master Sam I Am the Koala Resident Gopher of the Sunnydale Forest Woods Outback Proud Card-Carrying Member of the Kill Captain Cardboard Club and GWBNS (Get Willow and Buffy Naked Society). Hey, it's a Way of Life! Newly Returned Dark Jedi Knight and member of Dark Jedi Council Member #3 of the Hand of Chaos.
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